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    EPISODE 2: “The Ultimate Betrayal“

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    Bonus Podcast Awards:

    +20 extra bonus points are awarded each week on the pod!

    +5 Stassi Award, Best Line:

    • Ally: “It’s Ariana’s bush, too!“

    +5 Kristen Award, Most Unhinged Behavior:

    • Schwartz for missing Emo Nite performance / ignoring Scheana’s olive branch, to instead attend Sandoval’s loser bday party and bring him a present while wearing eyeliner

    +5 Laura Leigh Award, Took the Most Shit:

    • Anne, Sandoval’s Assistant – Friends of Cast

    +5 Vail Award, Best Background Acting:

    • Billie Lee: for doing absolutely nothing at that birthday party

    Notes:

    Friend of Cast: will now count PAID FRIENDS, i.e. assistants, stylists, etc.

    Jax: was accidentally counted as Former Cast in episode 1 – oops! Sorry! It’s fixed!

    Points & Leagues:

    • League 1 “Number One League in the Group”: An unbelievable rise in ranks: C U Next Tournament rose from 7th to 1st place overall, after an astrological intervention between two of their draft picks. Jupiter (planet of luck and abundance) must be on CUNextTourney’s side. Racheltoni al Segretto had a very busy episode with Scheana, Ken AND Friends of Cast all on their roster – truly unfortunate however that they pretty much lose all the points they gained for being nice to Sandoval.
    • League 2 “Graham’s Next Daddies”: Acid Dildo swept the league this episode with huge gains by DJJK and superstar Scheana Shay, while Pumptini! held strong with that Schwartz + Ally birth chart reading.
    • League 3 “Gamers Who Bravo”: G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls had a fantastic week with both Schwartz and Sandoval on their roster, gobbling up every point possible in their shared scenes. Thank goodness The Golden Nugget?? had Ally or they’d be really hurting this week!

    Scoring:

    Main Cast:

    Secondary Cast:

    ARIANA

    Teams: COS-MO-POLI-TANS!, Worms with Mustaches, The Pill Poppers, Stassi’s Statement Necklaces

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    1123––1670

    -2POWTom’s power move throwing bday party at shared house
    -1STYDogwalking look: business athleisure?
    -2POWTom’s power move white noise machine
    -2POWTom’s power move putting her plates on her car
    2SCAThreatens law sandoval “if there are people here making noise, I will call the police”
    1STYGift: lala bought her lunch
    1SCAGaslights new boyfriend maybe wants kids / committment now we’ll see
    1STYPump look: when business athleisure works, i love the cut out pants
    7POWInvited to (3) and at Pump (4)
    8POWBooks (2) + Hosts (6) Emo Nite
    1POWScheana promotes their Emo Nite
    3POWPromotes biz: SAH backpack featured in bedroom
    1STYEmo nite look
    -2POWAccidental shade from James peeing on her bushes

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    JAMES

    Teams: Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job, Acid Dildos, The James Kennedy Experiment

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    473113–64106
    • +3 Bonus, Power category leader

    3POWNew catchphrase: “The Ultimate Betrayal”
    1STYWalking look: Alo men’s set, matches Ally
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in new footage flashback with LVP at TomTom
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel – James and Ally on burbank walk
    2POWBooked gig in Chicago “sold out show”
    1STYGift: gets cactus from schwartz
    1STYCool guy nighttime look
    3POWInvited to tom’s bday party
    20POWShades Tom (2) + Friends x7 (14 named friends so far) “Tom’s party is like a who’s who… like who the fuck are you people?”, (+2) bonus savage to tom (+2) bonus savage to friend of cast category
    4POWShades Tom “Tom you used to be the coolest guy on the block… now look”, bonus 2 extra savage and funny
    4POWShades Friend Brett “like i was saying who the fuck is this guy?!”, bonus 2 extra savage and funny
    5SCAGets apology from Sandoval “I apologize for that; I should’ve” re: no contact
    2SCAbonus points repeated apology “fwiw, i’m sorry” re: no contact from sandoval
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in convo with Tom, “the ultimate betrayal”
    2SCADeclines Tom’s apology, wants bigger apology for “ultimate betrayal”
    5SCAProved right by editor flashback yes it was exactly 10 years ago
    5POWStorms out of Tom’s birthday party
    6POWShades Tom by peeing on his bushes (2), extra funny (2), aggressive (2)

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    KATIE

    Teams: The Least Extras, Pumptini!, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    172–––1940

    1STYPump look: Black see thru long sleeve and red lip
    7POWInvited to (3) and at Pump (4)
    8POWBooks (2) + Hosts (6) Emo Nite
    1POWScheana promotes their Emo Nite
    1POWPromotes biz: bonus point for ariana SAH backpack
    1STYEmo nite katie goth look

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    LALA

    Teams: Sexy Unique Teamname, The Dead James Kennedy’s, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    1041––1569

    1STYLunch look: sundress, red ysl purse, red nikes
    1STYGift: bought Ariana lunch
    1SCAMentions hard nipples at the thought of a 40 year old man never married no kids
    1STYPump look: bright purple liquid sequin dress
    7POWInvited to (3) and at Pump (4)
    1STYEmo nite look
    3POWinvited to emo nite

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    LVP

    Teams: The Pasta, Worms with Mustaches, The James Kennedy Experiment

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    115-3––1334

    2POWvilla rosa bonus: 50% of patrick’s points in scene
    -8POWShutters Pump
    1POWBonus at Villa Rosa
    1STYNew footage in flashback, TomTom look: cute silver sequin collar on blk shirt
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in new footage flashback with James at TomTom
    6POWHosts event: Pump farewell
    1STYRolls up in a Rolls
    1STYPump farewell look: Pink hat
    4POWAppears at Pump
    2POWGives speech at Pump
    3POWGives Schwartz advice “I just think it’s time for you to reevaluate your position on everything” “tell him how you feel”
    1STYConfesh look: pink pirate chic
    -1SCADefends Sandoval – “he wasn’t thinking” isn’t a good excuse to shift blame on to Schwartz for any demise of Schwartz & Sandy’s
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in confesh re: Tom “shagging my partner’s best friend”
    1STYDrinks
    1POWPromoting biz: schwartz wearing tomtom hat to bday party

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    SANDOVAL

    Teams: Mercury in Gatorade, The Dead James Kennedy’s, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls, Cheesy Gordita Crunch

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    49223–3853
    • +3 Bonus, Scandal category leader

    2POWPower Move: throw bday party at shared house
    -2POWPower Move: ally stays in car
    1STYConfesh look: green zara woman’s blazer
    3POWPromotes new reality competition show (as much as he can)
    -2POWShaded by Schwartz “he’s living out his rockstar dreams”
    2POWPower Move: white noise machine
    2POWPower Move: put ariana’s plates on her car
    -2SCAThreatened law by Ariana “if there are people here making noise, I will call the police”
    -1STYNail polish white and silver with bowties? i hate it
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel with Jason in kitchen
    1SCAConsoled / helped by friend Jason
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in confesh
    1SCAGaslighting “I’m still very much in love with Raquel, hoping we can give our relationship a real chance”
    2POWWorks out in home gym
    1SCADefended by LVP “he wasn’t thinking” note even a good excuse re: Schwartz & Sandy’s demise
    2SCABanned from Schwartz & Sandy’s
    1STYGift: gives shoes to Schwartz
    -2POWNamecalled by schwartz called him cryptid
    1SCAGaslighting: I don’t drink in solidarity with Raquel bc she is in mental facility, and also I wanted to wait to drink with her -together- when she gets out
    3SCAApology given to Schwartz “I know there was collateral damage, I’m really sorry Schwartz”
    1SCAGaslighting Schwartz – barrage of excuses: you’re angry at me BUT I had to tour, I was overdrawn, Ariana won’t pay bills, this is her fault I dont have money blame her
    1SCAGaslighting Schwartz – actually *I* am hurt you talked about my bad behavior on Jax’s podcast
    5SCAApology received from Schwartz “I’m sorry your feeings were hurt” re: Jax podcast rockstar dreams shade
    1SCASays “I’m sorry” again to Schwartz, bonus point
    1SCAGaslighting Schwartz “see but I CAN’T go in there” – see this isn’t my fault, it’s you and the partner’s fault
    1SCASays “I’m sorry” for the 3rd time, another bonus point
    -2SCAApology ignored by Schwartz
    2SCAIgnores Schwartz’s apology
    2POWfull name james kennedy
    2POWfull name james kennedy
    2POWShades Anne: ballons are giving baby shower vibes
    6POWHosts birthday party
    1SCASupported / celebrated by Jason
    5STYdoes mushrooms
    1SCASupported / celebrated by Kimmie, Jason’s wife
    1SCASupported / celebrated by Kevin, most extras guitarist
    1SCASupported / celebrated by Max, tom’s tech crew
    1SCASupported / celebrated by Kyle Chan
    2STYGift x2: gets rainbow boa bday gift + don julio 1942 – Kyle Chan
    1SCASupported / celebrated by Billie Lee
    2POWGives a bday toast cheers “I do still have friends!’
    1SCASupported / celebrated by Mark vocal coach
    1POWPromoting biz: schwartz wearing tomtom hat to bday party
    1SCASupported / celebrated by Schwartz
    1STYGift: gets bday cake from schwartz
    -2POWShaded by Schwartz “happy 40th birthday again” for lying about age by one year
    -4POWShaded by James “Tom’s party is like a who’s who… like who the fuck are you people?” +2 extra funny and savage
    -4POWShaded by James “Tom you used to be the coolest guy on the block… now look”
    1SCASupported / Celebrated by Brett, TomTom server
    3SCAApologizes to James “I apologize for that; I should’ve.” re: no contact
    1SCA“fwiw, i’m sorry” repeated apology for no contact to james, bonus point
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel, James “the ultimate betrayal”
    -2SCAJames declines his apology, wants one instead for the ultimate betrayal
    1SCAGaslighting James brings up Kristen from a decade ago
    -5SCAProved wrong by editor flashback “that’s not 10 years ago!”, but it was exactly
    1SCAGaslighting James “very narcassistic for you to say”
    -6POWShaded by James peeing on his bushes (-2), extra funny (-2), aggressive (-2)

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    SCHEANA

    Teams: Raqueltoni al Segretto, The Pill Poppers, Acid Dildo

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    309–––3956

    -1STYPump look: cheap pink dress
    7POWInvited to (3) and at Pump (4)
    3POWPromotion: Good as Gold Emo Scream version playing to start scene
    1STYRecording Studio look: california homegirl
    10POWBooks (2) + Hosts (6) Emo Nite +2 bonus for making it all happen
    3POWPromotes Emo Nite
    4POWRecords Good as Gold Emo Screamo version
    1POWSings-ish, rap yells?
    1STYTalks about therapy at recording studio – expsoure therapy to let someone else watch her kid
    1STYTalks in confesh: therapy lessons with post partum OCD
    3STYCries
    3STYCries in confessional
    1STYEmo nite look
    2POWCalled by nickname “sheeshoo”

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    SCHWARTZ

    Teams: C.U.Next.Tournament, Pumptini!, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    251211355672
    • +3 Bonus, Style category leader
    • +5 Kristen Award: Chooses Sandoval over Scheana

    2POWShades Sandoval on Jax’s podcast “he’s living out his rockstar dreams”
    1STYPump look: maroon suit
    7POWInvited to (3) and at Pump (4)
    3POWReceives advice from Lisa “I just think it’s time for you to reevaluate your position on everything” “tell him how you feel”
    1STYDrinks
    1STYGift: gets shoes from Sandoval
    2POWShades sandoval calls him a cryptid
    5SCAApology received from Sandoval “I know there was collateral damage, I’m really sorry Schwartz”
    3SCAApologizes to Sandoval for hurting his feeings on Jax’s podcast
    2SCAAnother “I’m sorry” from Sandoval, bonus 2 points
    2SCAA 3rd “I’m sorry” from Sandoval, bonus 2 points
    2SCADeclines Sandoval’s apologies “Are you gonna stick with me or what?” “I feel like I’m gonna do what’s best for me”
    -2SCASandoval ignores his apology about rockstar lifestyle
    2STYGift: brings cactus to ally/james
    5STYGets natal chart reading by Ally
    2POWNickname: Ally calls him “schwartzy”
    -2POWShaded by ally “someone has to be the people pleaser”
    3POWPromoting biz: wearing own merch tomtom hat to bday party
    3POWInvited to tom’s bday party
    -1SCASupport/Celebrate Tom
    1STYguyliner for emo nite
    3POWinvited to emo nite by scheana
    1STY2
    2POWShades Sandoval, birthday cake “happy 40th birthday again” since sandoval lies about age by 1 year

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    ALLY

    Teams: C.U.Next.Tournament, Pumptini!, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    1810-1–53242

    +5 Stassi Award: “It’s Ariana’s bush, too.”

    1POWAppears in scene: Burbank median walk
    1STYWalking look: adorable Alo tennis set, matches James
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel – James and Ally on burbank walk
    1POWAppears in: burbank house scene
    1STYAt home look: cute orange sundress
    1STYGift: gets cactus from schwartz
    1STYConfesh look: light pink super cute dress
    8POWStarts new business: astrology!
    5STYReads Schwartz natal chart
    2POWThrows lite shade at Schwartz “someone has to be the people pleaser”
    1POWAppears in scene: James’ car
    1STYCool girl nighttime look

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    BILLIE + THE 27’S

    Teams: The Pasta, Acid Dildo, The James Kennedy Experiment

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    191-5–52021
    • +5 Vail Award: For doing absolutely nothing at Tom’s bday party

    3POWAppears: Scheana’s band friends the 27’s: Kevin guitarist, Landis singer, Zac singer x3
    12POWRecording cover in studio with Scheana: Kevin, Landis Zac +4 each
    4POWAppears in scene (1), Invited to bday party (3)
    -1SCASupport/Celebrate Tom
    1STYdrinks
    -4SCAShaded by James Kennedy “a who’s who… like who the fuck are these people”, bonus extra savage/funny

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    BRAVOLEB

    Teams: The Least Extras, Pumptini!, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    101–––1133

    10POWAppears in flashback at reunion, Andy Cohen
    1STYAndy Cohen at Reunion flashback

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    BROCK

    Teams: Sexy Unique Teamname, Worms with Mustaches, The James Kennedy Experiment

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    51–––65

    1POWAppears in scene: recording studio
    1STYConfesh look: fresh blue and pink button up
    1POWAppears in new flashback re: Scheana’s OCD at home
    1POWAppears: babysitter convo scene
    1POWAppears in scene: emo nite
    1POWEmo nite look

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    DAN

    Teams: COS-MO-POLI-TANS!, The Dead James Kennedy’s, The James Kennedy Experiment, Stassi’s Statement Necklaces

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––05

    Did not appear on episode.

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    FAMILY OF CAST

    Teams: Mercury in Gatorade, Worms with Mustaches, The Pill Poppers

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    142–––1631

    1POWAppears in baby cam of a new flashback – Summer Moon
    1POWAppears: at home scene – Summer Moon
    1POWAppears: at home scene – Erika Scheana’s Mom
    1STYSummer Moon adorable bow and sun themed kiddo outfit
    1POWAppears: Scheana’s cat
    1STYBrings up Scheana’s therapy / growth
    1POWAppears: Scheana’s sister at Emo Nite
    1POWAppears: Mr. Banks, Ally’s cat
    1POWAppears: Mya, Ariana’s dog
    2POWAppears Tom’s bday: Mya and Kitty

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    FORMER CAST

    Teams: The Least Extras, Acid Dildo, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    15––––1529

    2POWPromo: Schwartz and Sandoval talk about Britt / Jax podcast x2
    6POWAppears in flashback schwartz house: Kristen, Brittany, Dayna
    2POWAppears in flashback: reunion Kristen

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    FRIEND OF CAST

    Teams: Raqueltoni al Segretto, The Dead James Kennedy’s, The Pill Poppers

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    194-9–51933
    • +5 Laura-Leigh Award: Anne, for taking the most shit

    1POWAppears in scene: ann
    4POWAppears in scene (1) at Villa Rosa (3), Patrick hairstylist
    1POWAppears in scene: Tom’s house – Jason
    3POWAppears in photo flashbacks x3 – Jason
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel with Sandoval in kitchen – Jason
    -1SCAConsoles / helps Sandoval – Jason
    1POWAppears in flashback schwartz house: Logan
    1POWAppears in scene: new day, Ann setting up party
    -2POWShaded by Sandoval: balloons giving baby shower vibes
    4POWAppears in scene (1), Invited to bday party (3) Jason
    -1SCASupport/Celebrate Tom- Jason
    4POWAppears in scene (1), Invited to bday party (3) Kimmie, Jason’s wife
    -1SCASupport/Celebrate Tom – Kimmie, Jason’s wife
    4POWAppears in scene (1), Invited to bday party (3) – Kevin, guitarist
    -1SCASupport/Celebrate Tom – Kevin, guitarist
    4POWAppears in scene (1), Invited to bday party (3) – Max, tech crew
    -1SCASupport/Celebrate Tom – Max, tech crew
    4POWAppears in scene (1), Invited to bday party (3) – Kyle Chan
    -1SCASupport/Celebrate Tom – Kyle Chan
    2STYGift x2: gives rainbow boa bday gift + don julio 1942- Kyle Chan
    2STYGifts x2: Cakes for Tom’s birthday brought by unidentified friends
    4POWAppears in scene (1), Invited to bday party (3) – Mark, vocal coach
    2POWNickname: K.C. Schwartz to Kyle Chan
    -1SCASupport/Celebrate Tom- Mark, vocal coach
    -16POWShaded by James “Tom’s party is like a who’s who… like who the fuck are you people?” x7 for each of Tom’s named friends: Jason, Kimmie, Kevin, Max, Kyle, Billie, Mark +2 bonus extra funny and savage
    4POWAppears in scene (1), Invited to bday party (3) – Brett, TomTom Server
    -1SCASupport/Celebrate Tom – Brett, TomTom Server
    -4POWShaded by James “like I was saying who the fuck is this guy?!” re: Brett, TomTom server

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    GHOST OF RAQUEL

    Teams: The Pasta, Worms with Mustaches, The Pill Poppers

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    ––10––1040

    2SCAHaunts James and LVP in new footage flashback
    2SCAHaunts James and Ally on burbank walk
    2SCAHaunts Sandoval +Jason in kitchen
    1SCAHaunts Sandoval in confesh
    1SCAHaunts Lisa in confesh “shagging my partner’s best friend”
    2SCAHaunts James / Tom at birthday party

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    JAX

    Teams: Mercury in Gatorade, Pumptini!, The Pill Poppers

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    5––––56

    1POWPromotion: Jax / Brittany podcast in Sandoval’s confesh
    1POWAppears: podcast keyart
    1POWAppears in Flashback at Pump
    2POWPromo: Schwartz and Sandoval talk about his podcast x2

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    JO

    Teams: COS-MO-POLI-TANS!, The Dead James Kennedy’s, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls, Cheesy Gordita Crunch

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––00

    Did not appear in episode.

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    KEN

    Teams: Raqueltoni al Segretto, The Dead James Kennedy’s, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    62–––820

    -8POWShutters Pump
    6POWHosts event: Pump farewell
    1STYRolls up in a Rolls
    1STYPump farewell look: blue under khaki suit
    4POWAppears at Pump
    3POWAppears in Flashback for Pump 3x
    1POWPromoting biz: schwartz wearing tomtom hat to bday party

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    KRISTINA KELLY

    Team: Sexy Unique Teamname, Acid Dildo, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––05

    Did not appear in episode.

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    LANCE BASS

    Team: C.U.Next.Tournament, Worms with Mustaches, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––00

    Did not appear in episode.

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    PETER

    Team: Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job, Pumptini!, The Pill Poppers, Stassi’s Statement Necklaces

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    5––––55

    5POWAppears in flashback schwartz house

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    TORI

    Team: Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job, Acid Dildo, The Golden Nugget??, Cheesy Gordita Crunch

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    4––––44

    3POWAppears in photo flashbacks with Scheana x3
    1POWAppears: at babysitter / scheana + brock home scene

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