Points: “THE VALLEY”

    NOTE: This is a silly game and should not be taken seriously.

    Flashbacks do not count, unless previously unaired OR is clear shade from the show’s editors.

    Game commissioner reserves right to add or subtract random points or write new ones on the fly!

    3 CATEGORIES:

    Points are separated into 3 categories:

    5 WEEKLY BONUS AWARDS:

    +25 extra bonus points are awarded each week by the game commissioner:

    +5 Best Line

    +5 Most Unhinged

    +5 Took the Most Shit

    +5 MVP — for doing the most

    +5 LVP — for doing the least

    POWER:

    2 + / –Throws shade / gets shaded
    2 +Wears own merch
    3 + / –Invited / UNinvited to party or event
    x2 if trip
    +10 Uninvited but shows up anyway
    5 +Hosts party or event
    x2 if trip
    +2 per activity planned on trip
    +1 per activity attended on trip
    5 +Power Move:
    A clear display of dominance.
    Must feel specific.
    5 +Studio / performs / promotes / books:
    pod, music, photoshoot, dj, cameo, etc.
    6 +New house / apartment
    6 +Receives award or recognition
    8 + / –Starts / shutters business
    8 +Announces pregnancy
    10 + / –Announces engagement / breakup
    20 +Gets married on-camera

    STYLE:

    1 +Drinks
    +2 if shots
    +5 if hammered
    -10 if pukes or puked-on
    +5 if drugs
    1 +Gifts, giving or getting
    1 +Sex jokes
    1 +Shirtless
    +5 if fully naked
    2 + / –Fashion, if good / if bad
    no points if unremarkable
    Theme parties are ranked:
    1 as least, x as most
    (depends on number of attendees)
    2 +Self-care, spa day or workout
    +10 if injections or plastic surgery
    3 +Date night / friend date / kid playdate
    3 + / –Reveals new tattoo / but it’s bad
    x2 if tattooed on-camera
    3 + / –Cries / fake cries
    5 +Astrology, tarot, crystals
    x2 consults a psychic
    x3 actual witchcraft
    8 +Sex, major make-out or first kiss
    10 +Therapy sesh on camera
    -20 if ever hooks up with therapist

    SCANDAL:

    3 + / –Rage text sent / received
    3 + / –Blocks / blocked on social media
    4 + / –Dramatic exit / asked to leave
    5 +Apology given or received
    -5 fake apology
    5 +Argument
    x2 yelling or screaming
    +/- 2 throws drink / drink hits
    +5 flipped furniture
    -10 to aggressor if things turns physical
    5 +Brings receipts
    5 +Lie: must be blatant or admitted
    5 +Rumor creating or rumor spreading
    5 + / –Checks into rehab / checks out early
    5 –Abuse allegations
    8 –Accused of actual crime, legal action
    ×2 if arrested, x3 if jail or prison
    10 –Cheating
    x2 if in friend group