+20 extra bonus points are awarded each week on the pod!
+5 Stassi Award, Best Line:
James: “He wants a Manwich! We all know Tom likes a sloppy Jo!”
+5 Kristen Award, Most Unhinged Behavior:
Scheana: unhinged drunken mean-girling of jo, betraying of katie, fighting with brock and “not wanting to get into it” but diving straight into it 3 seconds later
+5 Laura Leigh Award, Took the Most Shit:
Jo: lost 5 v 1 at Hotel Ziggy
+5 Vail Award, Best Background Acting:
Ken: excellent background work holding that dog and just generally having no business being in that scene
Notes:
The #1 League in the Group:
IRL friend Chelsea has been added as an honorary member of team Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job. Welcome to the 2nd to the last worst team in the league!
Weekly redraft order for The #1 League in the Group. Overall scores, last to first for EPISODE 10. Send me your drops by Sunday midnight:
COSđź‘ŹMOđź‘ŹPOLIđź‘ŹTANS!, 355
Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job, 374
Mercury in Gatorade, 388
The Least Extras, 405
Raqueltoni al Segretto, 413
C.U.Next.Tournament, 416
The Pasta, 451
Sexy Unique Teamname, 519
Points & Leagues:
Wow … what an episode, you guys. The rumor mill was set ABLAZE by Tom Schwartz (yet again) who used a decade’s old make-out scandal with Scheana, as a way to get the heat off Tom Sandoval. And as expected, Schwartz took a massive hit in points for “cheating in the friend group”, “starting rumors” (about himself!), and generally losing for being extra supportive of Sandoval. Anyway… he has -16 points! As expected, Scheana is also running at a loss, and was actually in very last place with -17, but was able to pull herself up to 7th by nabbing +5 with this week’s Kristen Award (see above). Also in the red this week is Jo, who’s sitting at -7 after taking a barrage of shade from the girls, snagging the Laura-Leigh Award in the process. The top of the leaderboards this week saw the return of DJ James Kennedy, who came in 2nd this episode with +50 points, including the +5 Stassi Award for the best line. But nearly a full 20 points ahead, in first place, is the one and only Lala Kent — in her highest scoring episode, yet: +69! (nice). And she did it all while still losing points for being nice to Tom Sandoval! Lastly, it should be noted that Jax Taylor was not at all in this episode, outside of flashbacks, even though he told us to our faces that he would “be on every Vanderpump episode from here on out for the rest of the season”. Naturally.
League 1“Number One League in the Group”:
A tough episode, especially for Raqueltoni al Segretto and C U Next Tournament, when Schwartzy sent them both into a point abyss with rumors he started about himself and Scheana. Luckily Ken and Billie (both weekly pickups!) were there to balance out negative scores. Top of the week, however, by just one point is (finally) Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job, who has only ever won the week once (way back in episode 2). Led by DJ James Kennedy, JT4NJ truly suffered from the benching of Peter Madrigal and the late season entry of Tori Keeth. But, thanks to a huge boost from the Friends category this week, they’re now in 7th overall… only a mere 140-ish points away from winning this whole damn thing! In an even worse position, however, is COSđź‘ŹMOđź‘ŹPOLIđź‘ŹTANS!, who also suffered from the mid-season entry of roster members, Sloppy Spooky Jo and Strong Dan. And for that, it hurt extra this week when docking their girl Ariana for being a bad dog owner (along with Tom Sandoval), but I felt it was necessary and I think they’d agree. Don’t leave your food out in your nasty bedroom overnight and then also all day, and give blind trust to a man you famously do not trust, when you are aware that your doggo is a sweet, excited girl who just wants to eat whatever is in front of her! Poor Mya Moon! Mya herself got points this week for The Least Extras, who came in 3rd for the episode, and bumping them up to 5th overall. And don’t discount Mercury in Gatorade who sits in 6th overall, but have now gained cover for Sandoval from his bestie, Schwartz. While chaos stirs, will Merc capitalize on any of those sweet Sandoval forgiveness points? Will Sandoval date more girls while in actual costumes? Will he emotionally ejaculate all over us again with his primal scream therapy? Lastly, top of the week AND top of the season is none other than the team of our podcast queen herself: Sexy Unique Teamname. Who’s to say she isn’t greasing the wheels, bringing me weekly treats? I guess we’ll never know. Unless of course you also want to bring me treats. Then I guess we’ll see what happens. Anyway, with both Lala and Brock spreading rumors like wildfire, it was an easy W for sure. Can this team keep enough momentum to win the whole thing?! Will Lance Bass give us a Flash Bass moment? Only time will tell.
League 2 “Graham’s Next Daddies”:
Worms with Mustaches has crested 1000 points and continues to dominate with the last three teams, Acid Dildo, Pumptini!, and The Dead James Kennedy’s vying for 2nd, 3rd and 4th place.
League 3 “Gamers Who Bravo”:
Big ups to The Golden Nugget?? who has clawed their way back into the competition, winning the week by over 40 points! The Pill Poppers still look like the ones to beat, but The James Kennedy Experiment isn’t giving up yet. I can’t say the same for poor G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls at this time, but don’t discount the sheer energy Sandoval has for gaslighting his way back to victory.
Teams: COS-MO-OLI-TANS!, Worms with Mustaches, Te Pill Popprs, Stassi’s Statement Necklaces
POW
STY
SCA
Bonus
Award
Episode
Total
19
4
-5
–
–
18
290
-2
POW
Power Move by Sandoval: white noise machine in hallway
1
STY
Style: points for the dress and purse
2
POW
Shades Jo for wearing a hat “she’s wearing a haaat?”
-1
SCA
Haunted by Raquel at Hotel Ziggy, Ariana to Ally “Girl, that was me a year ago” Katie, Lala, Scheana
4
POW
Vicious shade abt Jo “before anybody starts boo-hooing over how Jo was treated by any one of us, know that Jo is a full blown, mean girl, bully, who did not give a flying fuck about spending Thanksgiving with me, in my home, while knowing that our mutual friend was fucking my boyfriend, in my house. And it is not bullying for me to point that out.”
5
SCA
Shares new rumor: Ariana and Scheana made out in Vegas, cheating on Shay
-5
SCA
Subject of new rumor: Ariana and Scheana made out in Vegas, cheating on Shay
-2
POW
Power Move by Sandoval – Interrupts girl convo at a party to talk about responding to his email and offer
2
POW
Power Move! Refuses to look at Sandoval or respond
-2
POW
Shaded by Lala “Trust me bitch you’re doin just fine, you can afford an apartment”
-5
SCA
There isn’t a point category for this, but I’m docking both Sandoval and Ariana points for being bad dog parents. If you know your dog gets into stuff, don’t ever leave stuff around. Ariana shouldn’t be leaving take out in her dirty bedroom, anyway. Both of them are bad in this situation
9
POW
Promo biz (3) and Hosts event (6): SAH sandwich tasting day
1
STY
Style: cute blue white stripe crop set with white blazer
1
STY
Gift: orchids from Schwartz
-2
POW
Shaded by Lala SAH “why are we doing this again? we did this LAST summer”
-2
POW
Shaded by editors with fast foward overlay during SAH sandwich tasting round 2
-4
POW
Bonus shaded by James “i had very high hopes for the girls in the beginning of this whole sandwich endeavor but as the weeks turn into months and the months turn into more months, there’s not much difference between Ariana and Katie’s sandwhich shop and Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Little Dicks Schwartz & Sandy’s, is there!” Shades all 4
4
POW
At Sur
1
SCA
Gaslighting with the Mya story – she has responsibility in this, too
-2
POW
Shaded by Ken to LVP about tasting sandwiches… “…again?”
-2
POW
Shaded by LVP for not having SAH open yet ” they signed the lease over a year ago, and the money they spent on the place?!”
1
STY
Gift: espresso martini from schwartz
2
POW
Shades Schwartz “ohhhh abort, got hard!”
8
POW
Shades Tii and Sandoval “how old are you?” Tii “25” Ariana “that makes sense” x2 savage
4
POW
Bonus shades Sandoval to Tii “Don’t waste your time with a 41 year old narcassist, is all I have to say.”
2
POW
Shading Sandoval to Tii “While I was at my grandma’s funeral, they were fucking in my house”
2
POW
Shades Sandoval to Tii “you are the prize, he is not the prize”
-2
POW
Lala shades Katie, Schwartz, Scheana and Ariana “the way everyone is moving in this group is just like iiiick”
Teams: Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job, Acid Dildos, The James Kennedy Experiment
POW
STY
SCA
Bonus
Award
Episode
Total
43
3
-1
–
5
50
302
+5 Stassi Award: “He wants a Manwich! We all know Tom likes a sloppy Jo!”
-2
POW
Editor shade: airplane over house
6
POW
Hosts event: Hotel Ziggy
-1
POW
Haunted by Raquel with Ally and Hippie at home
1
STY
Style: DJ chic kennedy
6
POW
Booked gig (hotel ziggy) and Dj’ing for crowd (4)
1
STY
Style: sun’s up, sparkle jacket, baby!!
-1
SCA
Being nice to Sandoval
3
POW
Invited to Lala’s water tasting event
1
STY
Style: cool guy all black
3
POW
Invited to SAH sandwich tasting, round 2
8
POW
bonus shade points for “he wants a manwich… we all know Tom loves a sloppy jo” to Schwartz and Jo
16
POW
bonus shade points “but as the weeks turn into months and the months turn into more months, there’s not much difference between Ariana and Katie’s sandwich shop and Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Little Dick’s Schwartz & Sandy’s, is there?!” Shades all 4 x 4
Teams: The Least Extras, Pumptini!, The Golden Nugget??
POW
STY
SCA
Bonus
Award
Episode
Total
17
7
0
–
–
24
223
1
STY
Drinks at Lala’s
1
STY
Style: Kimono / dress
3
POW
Invited to Hotel Ziggy
2
POW
Shades Scheana “oooh Scheana you don’t ‘drink-drink’ very often? Well maybe cuz when you do, you make out with people like, uh, my boyfriend”
2
POW
Shade Katie to Jo “She’s a rat girl”
4
POW
Now counting Katie’s spooky Jo shade tweet as a rage tweet. Shade points will still apply. Throwing x2 bonus in there for not doing this sooner!
4
POW
Shades Jo in rage tweet spooky, crackhead, psycho that she will light on fire with Raquel
2
POW
Shades Jo “She’s a psychopath you guys, come on”
-1
SCA
Haunted by Raquel at Hotel Ziggy, Ariana to Ally “Girl, that was me a year ago” Katie, Lala, Scheana
2
POW
Shades Jo “If she feels uncomfortable, I’m thrilled”
1
STY
Drinks
2
POW
Nickname tequila katie, by scheana
1
STY
Drinks
-1
SCA
Supporting Sandoval with Katie of all people “damn, is it weird I feel a little bad for Tom?”
3
POW
Promo biz: SAH sandwich tasting day
6
POW
Hosts event: sandwich tasting, round 2
1
STY
Style: pretty black belted look dress with black sleeveless blazer
1
STY
Gift: orchids from Schwartz
-2
POW
Shaded by Lala SAH “why are we doing this again? we did this LAST summer”
-2
POW
Shaded by editors with fast foward overlay
-4
POW
Bonus shaded by James “i had very high hopes for the girls in the beginning of this whole sandwich endeavor but as the weeks turn into months and the months turn into more months, there’s not much difference between Ariana and Katie’s sandwhich shop and Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Little Dicks Schwartz & Sandy’s, is there!” Shades all 4
4
POW
At Sur
-2
POW
Shaded by Ken to LVP about tasting sandwiches… “…again?”
-2
POW
Shaded by LVP for not having SAH open yet ” they signed the lease over a year ago, and the money they spent on the place?!”
2
SCA
Katie spreads rumor about Schwartz / Scheana in vegas to LVP and Ken
1
STY
Gift: espresso martini from schwartz
4
POW
Shades Schwartz and Jo “you fumbled so hard and now you got Sloppy Jo”
-5
POW
Subject of rumor- Brock says Katie fucked Max!
1
STY
Drinks
-2
POW
Shaded by Brock for being a bad liar “and what you just hung out and watched Netflix and chill?”
-2
POW
Lala shades Katie, Schwartz, Scheana and Ariana “the way everyone is moving in this group is just like iiiick”
Power Move against Ariana: white noise machine in hallway
-2
POW
Shaded by Billie: “omg…it’s, like, clean in here”
1
SCA
Billie being supportive and nice
1
SCA
Sex ref “I mean, I did just wash my sheets… so”
-2
POW
Shaded by Billie: “I think there’s like living with your mom, and then living with your ex-girlfriend”
-2
POW
Shaded by Ann: “Ariana, can I be in the running… PLEASE”
3
POW
Invited to Hotel Ziggy
1
SCA
Defended by Schwartz to Lala
2
SCA
Major assist by Schwartz for refocusing the rumormill onto kissing Scheana / cheating on Katie x2 bonus
1
POW
Promos biz: Jo wears TomTom hat
-1
STY
Style: beige suite, Alo hat, gucci belt, bolt necklace, purse… how do I roll my eyes but forever
-2
SCA
Scheana introduces rumor: Jo covered up for Scandoval on a trip to Big Bear with Raquel and the Toms
4
SCA
Getting support from Jo, Billie, Kyle, Tii at Ziggy
2
POW
Power Move! Interrupts girl convo at a party to talk about responding to his email and offer
-2
POW
Power Move by Ariana, Refuses to look at Sandoval or respond
-2
POW
Shaded by Tii, “so you’re thirsty, I bet”
-1
SCA
Haunted by Raquel in Flashback “they love you”
1
POW
Promos biz: Schwartz wears S&S hat
-1
STY
Style: what is with him and the purses suddenly
5
STY
Giving Sandoval drug points at this happy hour meet up because he is definitely microdosing mushrooms or he just smoked a j
3
SCA
Supported / accepted by Lala, James and Schwartz
-5
SCA
There isn’t a point category for this, but I’m docking both Sandoval and Ariana points for being bad dog parents. If you know your dog gets into stuff, don’t ever leave stuff around. Ariana shouldn’t be leaving take out in her dirty bedroom, anyway. Both of them are bad in this situation
3
POW
Invited to Lala’s water tasting event
2
SCA
Supported by Lala and Katie “damn, is it weird I feel a little bad for Tom?”
1
SCA
Lala supporting Sandoval “I know how it feels to have someone hold you hostage to your past or their version of it”
4
STY
Films primal scream therapy session
-1
STY
Therapy session gave ME anxiety
1
SCA
Lala is nice to him…
-1
SCA
Haunted by Raquel in backyard with Lala
8
SCA
Apologies to each other for not being good friends, or explained why, before Scandoval
1
SCA
Manipulating Lala
-4
POW
Bonus shaded by James “i had very high hopes for the girls in the beginning of this whole sandwich endeavor but as the weeks turn into months and the months turn into more months, there’s not much difference between Ariana and Katie’s sandwhich shop and Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Little Dicks Schwartz & Sandy’s, is there!” Shades all 4
1
SCA
Supporting Sandoval – Lala right to Ariana’s face
3
STY
On date with Tii
4
STY
In actual costume (is he the only one dressing in a theme on a date?)
-1
STY
He didn’t do the costume for any theme other than wanting a photo at the bowling alley
4
POW
At Sur
3
STY
Playing actual sport: bowling (even tho he was there for the photo op)
-1
STY
Very embarrassing photo op dancing after throwing bowling ball
-1
STY
For that toothpick… why is he like this
2
SCA
Bonus gaslighting: he set up Katie to overreact abt Scheana/Schwartz, AND he got a bonus Max/Katie revenge fuck thrown in his lap “there’s a total double standard when it comes to katie, there always has been. it’s like so fuckin obvious how RIDICULOUS that is”… (it’s not)
-4
POW
Shaded by Ariana andTii “how old are you?” Tii “25” Ariana “that makes sense” x2 savage
-4
POW
Shaded by Ariana to Tii “Don’t waste your time with a 41 year old narcassist, is all I have to say.”
-2
POW
Ariana shading Sandoval to Tii “While I was at my grandma’s funeral, they were fucking in my house”
-2
POW
Shaded by Ariana to Tii “you are the prize, he is not the prize”
+5 Kristen Award: unhinged drunken bullying of jo, betraying of katie, fighting with brock and “not wanting to get into it” but diving straight into it 3 seconds later
-20
SCA
Comfirmed cheating in friend group with Schwartz against both Katie and Shay, bonus
-5
SCA
Subject of rumor by Schwartz: Schwartz/Scheana kiss, cheating on Katie/Shay
-5
SCA
Intros Rumor: Scheana joked around with Schwartz about the decade old kiss at a Christmas party, recently
-2
SCA
Lala spreads rumor: Schwartz/Scheana kissing to Katie
3
POW
Invited to Hotel Ziggy
1
STY
Style: groovy 70’s cut out dress
-1
SCA
Haunted by Raquel in confessional
8
SCA
Reintroduces rumor: Jo covered up for Scandoval on a trip to Big Bear with Raquel and the Toms 2×4
2
POW
Power Move! Scheana takes Jo’s hat
2
POW
Shades Jo. Scheana: “You don’t need to wear a TomTom hat… we’re good. Jo “It was the only one I could find!” Scheana “How many of them do you have?”
2
POW
Shade, Scheana to Friend “if you’re a hair stylist – SELL YOUR WORK! Show your fucking hair. You have dope braids – show your braids!”
-2
POW
Shaded by Katie “oooh Scheana you don’t ‘drink-drink’ very often? Well maybe cuz when you do, you make out with people like, uh, my boyfriend”
2
POW
Shades Jo again for wearing a hat to the girls
-2
POW
Shaded by Lala “She’s an icy little bitch, isn’t she?”
-1
SCA
Haunted by Raquel at Hotel Ziggy, Ariana to Ally “Girl, that was me a year ago” Katie, Lala, Scheana
1
STY
Drinks
-2
SCA
Lala spreads rumor to Ariana: Schwartz kissed Scheana
-5
SCA
Subject of new rumor: Ariana and Scheana made out in Vegas, cheating on Shay
-15
SCA
Cheated on Shay in friend group with Ariana in Vegas
-2
SCA
Lala spreads rumor that Scheana joked about the makeout in Vegas with Schwartz over this past Xmas
2
SCA
Confirms rumor about making out with Schwartz
3
POW
Catchphrase “Tequila Katie”
2
SCA
Confirms rumor joking about make out with Schwartz at holiday party
3
POW
Invited to SAH sandwich tasting, round 2
1
STY
Style: cute dotted orange patterned crop set
4
POW
At Sur
5
SCA
Has location reciepts of Katie / Max revenge fuck
6
SCA
Heated moment with Brock at bar
-2
POW
Lala shades Katie, Schwartz, Scheana and Ariana “the way everyone is moving in this group is just like iiiick”
Juice shot with Lala, wouldn’t typically give this but it’s the closest Lala is getting to a real shot, so points for both!
1
SCA
Talks about sober sex with Schwartz
3
POW
Invited to Hotel Ziggy
-1
SCA
Defends Sandoval to Lala
3
POW
Catchphrase “Scandoval”
-1
SCA
Haunted by Raquel at lunch with Lala
-20
SCA
Comfirmed cheating in friend group with Scheana against both Katie and Shay, bonus
5
SCA
Intros Rumor: Schwartz / Scheana kissed, cheated on Katie/Shay
-5
SCA
Subject of rumor by Schwartz: Schwartz/Scheana kiss, cheating on Katie/Shay
-2
SCA
Major assist to Sandoval by refocusing the rumormill onto himself for cheating on Katie with Scheana x2 bonus
5
SCA
Intros Rumor: Scheana joked around with Schwartz about decade old kiss at Christmas party, recently
-5
SCA
Intros Rumor: Scheana joked around with Schwartz about the decade old kiss at a Christmas party, recently
2
POW
Nickname by Lala: Schwartzy
-2
SCA
Lala spreads rumor: Schwartz/Scheana kissing to Katie
1
POW
Gift: buys Jo a shot
-2
SCA
Scheana introduces rumor: Jo covered up for Scandoval on a trip to Big Bear with Raquel and the Toms
-2
SCA
Lala spreads rumor to Ariana: Schwartz kissed Scheana
-2
SCA
Lala spreads rumor that Scheana joked about the makeout in Vegas with Schwartz over this past Xmas
5
SCA
Scheana confirms rumor joking about make out with Schwartz at holiday party
3
POW
Promos biz: Schwartz & Sandy’s hat
1
SCA
Sex ref to Lala “we haven’t had sex…yet!
-4
POW
Shaded by Lala “Schwartz, I would break your dick in half” x2
-1
SCA
Being nice to Sandoval
3
POW
Invited to Lala’s water tasting event
-2
POW
Shaded by Lala, calls him sober curious after he got that cocktail
3
POW
Invited to SAH sandwich tasting, round 2
2
STY
Gift: orchids for Ariana Katie
-4
POW
bonus shade points for “he wants a manwich… we all know Tom loves a sloppy jo” to Schwartz and Jo
-4
POW
Bonus shaded by James “i had very high hopes for the girls in the beginning of this whole sandwich endeavor but as the weeks turn into months and the months turn into more months, there’s not much difference between Ariana and Katie’s sandwhich shop and Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Little Dicks Schwartz & Sandy’s, is there!” Shades all 4
4
POW
At Sur
2
STY
Gifts: espresso martinis for Katie and Ariana
-2
STY
Spills espresso martins all over the table
-2
POW
Shaded by LVP when he spills ” this is why you were never a waiter”
-2
POW
Shaded by Katie “you fumbled so hard and now you got Sloppy Jo”
-2
POW
Shaded by Ariana “ohhh abort, got hard!”
2
STY
Takes shot with brock
2
SCA
Spreads rumor of Max/Katie to Tii and Sandoval
1
STY
Drinks
-2
POW
Lala shades Katie, Schwartz, Scheana and Ariana “the way everyone is moving in this group is just like iiiiick”
Haunts in Flashback: James, Lala & Ally at Hotel Ziggy
-2
POW
Power Move by Ally to Raquel “I appreciate your guys’ relationship because he would’ve been completely different if he didn’t have you.”
1
POW
Appears: flashback ziggy
-2
POW
Shaded by the editors: Cut from James being really great to Ally’s line to Raquel “I appreciate your guys’ relationship because he would’ve been completely different if he didn’t have you.”
2
SCA
Haunts Schwarts / Lala at lunch
1
SCA
Haunts Scheana in confessional
-2
SCA
Scheana reintroduces rumor from reunion: Jo covered up for Scandoval at Big Bear with Raquel & Toms
9
SCA
Haunts in flashback at reunion full cast + Andy x9
-4
POW
Now counting the Jo (and raquel!) as spooky shade tweet as a vicious rage tweet. Shade points will still apply. Throwing x2 bonus in there for not counting it this way sooner!
-2
POW
Shaded by Katie in rage tweet Jo is spooky, crackhead, psycho, she will light on fire with Raquel
1
SCA
Haunts Jo in confesh, (she’s in Katie’s rage tweet)
5
SCA
Haunts Ariana, Ally, Katie, Lala, Scheana at Hotel Ziggy
+5 Laura-Leigh Award: for being mean-girl’d at Hotel Ziggy
1
POW
Gift: buys Jo a shot
12
POW
Nickname Joseph by Schwarts and James x6
-2
SCA
Scheana introduces rumor: Jo covered up for Scandoval on a trip to Big Bear with Raquel and Toms
-2
POW
Power Move! Scheana takes Jo’s hat
-2
POW
Shades Jo. Scheana: “You don’t need to wear a TomTom hat, we’re good. “It was the only one I could find!” Scheana “How many of them do you have?”
-2
POW
Shade, Scheana to Friend “if you’re a hair stylist – SELL YOUR WORK! Show your fucking hair. You have dope braids – show your braids!”
-1
SCA
Being supportive and nice to Sandoval at Hotel Ziggy
-2
POW
Shade Katie to Jo “She’s a rat girl”
-2
POW
Shaded by editors: cut from Katie calling her a rat girl, to her actually looking and sounding like a rat girl
-4
POW
Now counting theKatie spooky Jo shade tweet as a rage tweet. Shade points will still apply. Throwing x2 bonus in there for not counting it as such way sooner!
-2
POW
Shaded by Katie in rage tweet Jo is spooky, crackhead, psycho that she will light on fire with Raquel
-1
SCA
Haunted by Raquel in confessional, as she is in Katie’s rage tweet
1
POW
Nickname: Joseph by Schwartz
-2
POW
Shaded by Scheana again for wearing a hat to all the girls
-2
POW
Shaded by Ariana for wearing a hat “she’s wearing a haaat?”
-5
SCA
Subject of new rumor told by Ally that Jo said she thinks Schwartz is attractive but she thinks of him like her dad
-2
POW
Shaded by Katie “She’s a psychopath you guys, come on”
-4
POW
Vicious shade abt Jo “before anybody starts boo-hooing over how Jo was treated by any one of us, know that Jo is a full blown, mean girl, bully, who did not give a flying fuck about spending Thanksgiving with me, in my home, while knowing that our mutual friend was fucking my boyfriend, in my house. And it is not bullying for me to point that out.”
1
POW
Appears in flashback photo, thanksgiving
-2
POW
Shaded by Katie “If she feels uncomfortable, I’m thrilled”
3
STY
Cries
2
POW
Nickname Joseph by Schwartz
2
POW
Early exit, drama
1
POW
Appears: six hours earlier flashback with Schwartz
-4
POW
bonus shade points for “he wants a manwich… we all know Tom loves a sloppy jo” to Schwartz and Jo
-2
POW
Shaded by Katie “you fumbled so hard and now you got Sloppy Jo”