Ep. 6 Scorecard

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    EPISODE 6: “Saw it on the Graham”

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    Bonus Podcast Awards:

    +20 extra bonus points are awarded each week on the pod!

    +5 Stassi Award, Best Line:

    • Schwartz: “We’re gonna chill, grill, probably just suppress whatever feelings we have”

    +5 Kristen Award, Most Unhinged Behavior:

    • Sandoval: it was a tossup between writing in his girl-nal and that wildly unwell group meditation experience

    +5 Laura Leigh Award, Took the Most Shit:

    • Poor Scheana

    +5 Vail Award, Best Background Acting:

    • Schwartz: for his attempted disappearing act on the gondola

    Notes:

    AN APOLOGY: Please forgive me for posting scores late this week. 1) I realized that I had become so normalized to Sandoval’s gaslighting that I completely forgot to give him points for it, so I had go back and score for it, and 2) I accidentally got day drunk on Saturday and fell asleep watching The Traitors. Points for me!

    THE 27’s: will rotate to LVP for next week’s episode 7 scoring

    PETER: bad fucking news guys… Peter announced he will not be appearing on this season of Vanderpump Rules. Teams with Peter (me), that’s just the way the cookie crumbles. We might give an option to replace him this coming week. Stay tuned!

    Points & Leagues:

    • Episode 6: Ariana “Queen of the Group” Madix is back on top, smoking the competition with a 60 point lead, including category bonus for both Power and Style. Earned with revenge, Ariana gave us a bad-bitch, sexy-mean, glammed-out photoshoot to promote her new Shady AF Single AF cocktail book. And, yes, we finally gave her points for fresh filler and Botox – it was time. Because Ariana was the lowest main cast points earner last week, we gave her The 27’s this week as a bonus. Although The 27’s (Kevin) date with Katie ended in disaster, they both earned points for making it about the pasta! Katie netted 26 points this week, tying for 6th with Schwartz. Although neither had the most exciting episode, Schwartz was boosted by winning both the Stassi Award (see above) -AND- the Vail Award for that gondola ride. Speaking of that gondola ride, Sandoval is lucky Brock didn’t throw him off of it, opting instead for points in diplomacy and getting utterly shitfaced. Always present is the Ghost of Raquel earning SCA points by haunting nearly every scene, but Sandoval still easily won the category by gaslighting his path to forgiveness. Adding to his total is the Kristen Award (see above). It should be noted that both of Sandoval’s apologies this episode to Brock and Lala, were not about their grievances with him, but for the arguments that ensued after he refused accountability. And he still hasn’t apologized to poor Scheana, who obviously wins the Laura-Leigh Award for taking the most shit this episode, scoring over 60% of her points from crying. And shout out to the one and only Lala Kent for having her best episode in AWHILE, unleashing a fury of points with pure, pent up rage. We know she wants to be softer, but we also love the hardcore shade.
    • Season Rankings: Ariana went from 7th place overall to 2nd, just 30-ish points behind James, and dropping Schwartz into 3rd. Scheana and Lala still hold 4th and 5th respectively, with LVP now in 6th from 3rd. Sandoval has also risen from 9th to 7th, overtaking Ghost Raquel who fell from 6th to 8th. Katie is stuck in 10th, yet again, and is currently behind Family of Cast (who can really thank that boost from Pets… did we make a mistake?). Other secondary draft picks topping the charts include Brock and Ally.
    • League 1 “Number One League in the Group”: Leading the league in week 6 are COS-MO-POLI-TANS!, who are finally seeing those sweet revenge points they undoubtedly drafted for. #TeamAriana carried their entire roster (Strong Dan and Spooky Jo) on her back this week as they shot from last place to 1st, unseating last week’s champ, The Pasta. Although Ghost Raquel did her most to haunt every single scene and confessional, it wasn’t enough to keep these OG noodles out of last. Keeping the caboose company is Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job, who undoubtedly had the worst week of all with the news of losing roster member Peter Madrigal (PS: because this is MY team, we’re tempted to ride this out and beat all of you with just James and whatever chaos comes from Tori, but we’ll see). Sexy Unique Teamname dominated the chart this week in 2nd place, single-handedly slapping around Sandoval with both Brock and Lala. But right behind them is Mercury in Gatorade, who took 3rd by banking heavy on the “villain” part of their “villains and babies” strategy. One thing is for certain, at least one half of The Least Extras, are PISSED they have Katie, who put them in 6th for the week, but keep them in last place overall. As I’ve said before, they just have to wait for the reunion / Andy Cohen. OVERALL RANKING: both Pastas still lead the league, with Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job and The Least Extras are in last.
    • League 2 “Graham’s Next Daddies”: Worms with Mustaches are simply destroying the competition. I’m unsure if the team actually reads this blog or pays any attention whatsoever, but they have the best team they weren’t even present to draft for: Ariana, LVP, Ghost Raquel, Brock, Family and Lance Bass. Every other episode, one of these characters dominates the chart (outside of Lance of course, but just imagine the point lead they’ll get if he actually appears on this season)! Trailing by 80 points is The Dead James Kennedy’s who scored every point earned/lost with roster members Lala and Sandoval in their heated boat standoff. Acid Dildo had a hard episode, but hangs onto 2nd overall! It seems positive until you realize they’re still trailing 250+ points behind (YIKES) Worms with Mustaches.
    • League 3 “Gamers Who Bravo”: Although DWTS is a wedge between them, Ariana’s success and Scheana’s tears drove The Pill Poppers to the top of Episode 6! AND FINALLY, The Golden Nugget?? had a good fucking week. It’s been an uphill battle but Lala came out swinging, moving this team into 2nd, even tho they still remain last overall. There is hope, however: G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls only leads The Golden Nugget?? by 3 points overall, so it’s still anyone’s game for last! In fact, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls tied for last in weekly scoring this week, too, as leaderboard darling The James Kennedy Experiment took a welcomed fall from grace.

    Scoring:

    Main Cast:

    Secondary Cast:

    ARIANA

    Teams: COS-MO-POLI-TANS!, Worms with Mustaches, The Pill Poppers, Stassi’s Statement Necklaces

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    672706–100222

    +3 Bonus, Power Category Leader

    +3 Bonus, Style Category Leader

    4POWAnnounces Single AF cocktail book breakup album
    2POWShades Sandoval with book title
    5POWPromotes book (3), photoshoot (2)
    7STYYellow sparkle dress (1), black dress (1), hair (1) makeup (1), jewelry (1) shoes (1) + hired glam (1)
    16STYHer injections look fresh this season and we’ve yet to give her points. Although no proof, we’re awarding points for both botox and filler
    3POWPromotes biz: last book FancyAF Cocktails
    40POWShades Sandoval and Raquel in cocktail book (list of 10 shady titles combined with what Katie read off): Rumors, The Real Truth, Home for the Holidays, Coachella, Charlotte, Together Forever, Dead Weight, We Ride at Dawn, Little Sister Vibes, Stranger in my Life (each worth 2 for both Sandoval + Raquel)
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel with Katie at photoshoot / book
    1STYExtra points for getting killer mean single sexy bad bitch photos
    -1STYTalking with mouth full of food, gross
    1POWTHE 27s: Appears in never before seen flashback, Kevin
    3STYTHE 27’s: Kevin on date with Katie
    -2POWTHE 27’s: Shaded by Katie for not knowing what penne is
    3POWTHE 27’s Catchphrase: although it wasn’t SAID, points for making this scene all about the pasta
    -2POWTHE 27’s: Shaded by Katie “I don’t need another project boyfriend”
    1STYInterview outfit: white blouse, pinstrip shorts
    3POWPromotes biz on show: Staff interviews for SAH
    2POWShades Penny, kinda hard to get a word in edgewise
    2POWShades Sandoval on call with Scheana
    1SCAGaslights Scheana: “you putting yourself in the position to be friends with somebody who would do this to YOU, is not someone I want you to be friends with for you“
    8POWBooks DWTS (2), x2 bc it’s big, x2 bonus again because Scheana wanted it first
    -2POWShaded by Lala “it’s time for ariana to pull her head from out of her own ass and come back down to reality”

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    JAMES

    Teams: Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job, Acid Dildos, The James Kennedy Experiment

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    278––17236
    3STYGroup meditation
    2POWShades Sandoval in flashback “you’re like peter pan officially, bro!” – this was not shown (?) in the episode it appears in, so points given now
    5SCAAggressive argument with James on Sandoval bday – points were accidently missed for the episode this appeared in, but since it is shown again, points are being awarded now
    2STYTakes selfie with Ally
    5SCALittle makeout sesh with Ally overlooking lake
    1STYShirtless
    1STY“Photos for the Graham” with Ally and Hippie
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel on deck of boat
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in cabin on boat

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    KATIE

    Teams: The Least Extras, Pumptini!, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    166-1––21121
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel with Ariana at photoshoot
    1STYMakeup looks awesome at Ariana’s photoshoot
    3STYGoes on date with Kevin, The 27’s
    2POWShades Kevin 27s “i don’t know if i could date someone that doesn’t know what penne is”
    3POWCatchphrase: although it wasn’t SAID, points for making this scene all about the pasta
    4POWShades Schwartz and Kevin of 27’s “I don’t need another project boyfriend”
    1STYInterview outfit: Black vest, trousers +jordans
    3POWPromotes biz on show: Staff interviews for SAH
    2POWShades Penny with annoyed facial expressions
    1STYdrinks
    2POWShades Scheana “i’m just letting you know where my head’s at” “yeah, where the fuck’s it at?”

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    LALA

    Teams: Sexy Unique Teamname, The Dead James Kennedy’s, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    14821––43177
    1SCACalled the dog “sexy boy”
    3STYGroup meditation
    -1SCADefends Sandoval to Scheana “he made a mistake, can’t be crucified forever”
    1STYGondola / boat fashion: hot pink / black mesh
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in cabin on boat
    -2POWShaded by Sandoval in Page Six “overly douchey cockiness that’s so try hard… I don’t think she’s real.”
    2POWNickname, calls herself “La”
    2POWShades Sandoval “how rich coming from you” re: overly douchy cocky tryhard not real
    14SCAHeated argue 5, fingers in face 3, witnesses 6 max
    2POWShades Sandoval in confessional “maybe i overestimated the ‘self-work’ he’s been doing”
    2POWShades Sandoval “i felt bad for you for 5 seconds and now you’re proving to me that you ARE terrifying”
    2POWShades Sandoval, “thank god you don’t (approve))”
    2POWShades Sandoval “you isolate. you groom. you lie.”
    2POWShades Sandoval “you’re scary”
    3STYCries, frustration with Sandoval
    -2POWShaded by Sandoval “you’re scary”
    8SCAApology from Sandoval “not understanding what she meant” accepted (7), repeated apology (1)
    2POWNickname, calls herself “La”
    2POWShades Ariana “time for Ariana to pull her from head out of her own ass and come back down to reality”
    1STYNew black mesh and velvet confessional look

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    LVP

    Teams: The Pasta, Worms with Mustaches, The James Kennedy Experiment

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    1––––1166
    1POWPromo biz: Schwartz in TomTom hat

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    SANDOVAL

    Teams: Mercury in Gatorade, The Dead James Kennedy’s, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls, Cheesy Gordita Crunch

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    -2313423540155

    +3 Bonus, Scandal Category Leader

    +5 Bonus, Kristen Award: Unhinged journaling -OR- unhinged group meditation – either way he wins

    1STYSelf-care / writes in journal
    -1STYFor writing in his journal like he’s in middle school
    -2POWShaded by Ariana book title “Single AF”
    1POWPromo biz by Ariana, FancyAF Cocktails book
    -20POWShaded by Ariana in cocktail book (list of shady ones combined with what Katie read off): Rumors, The Real Truth, Home for the Holidays, Coachella, Charlotte, Together Forever, Dead Weight, We Ride at Dawn, Little Sister Vibes, Stranger in my Life (each worth 2)
    2STYWorks out: pushups before camera lol
    3POWHires wellness facilitator for group
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel on dock with wellness facilitator
    3STYGroup meditation
    -2POWShaded by James in flashback “you’re like peter pan officially, bro!” – this was not shown (?) in the episode it appears in, so points given now
    5SCAHeated argument with James on Sandoval bday – points were accidently missed for the episode this appeared in, but since it is shown again, points are being awarded now
    1SCAGaslights Scheana: “you just don’t understand”, when she clearly does
    1SCADefended by Lala to Scheana “he made a mistake, can’t be crucified forever”
    4POWFull name, Ariana x2
    -1SCAHaunted by Rachel in Gondola
    2SCAGaslighting: “Scheana being diagnosed as OCD makes a lot of sense to me because she’s so focused on this thing, but the one thing to keep in mind is that i did not do any of this, neither raquel nor i” BONUS POINT for extra being gaslighty
    1SCAGaslighting, again “the way you guys reacted was very intentionally trying to hurt both Raquel and I”
    1SCAGaslighting, again: “it was a hate crusade perpetuating rumors about me and Billie”
    2POWFull name, Brock
    -2POWShaded by Brock “right? you’re gonna die on the sword for a woman not even next to you who started this with you. She’s not even next to ya, fighting this battles with you”
    -1STYTalking with mouth full of food, gross
    10SCAApology from Brock (7) for getting worked up in gondola, apology said 3 extra times (3)
    5SCAApologizes to Brock (5)
    1STYShirtless
    -2POWShaded by Ariana on FaceTime with Scheana
    1SCADefended by Scheana “Can’t keep hating for you”
    5STYSmokes weed, we only see the smoke
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in cabin on boat
    2POWShades Lala in Page Six, “overly douchey cockiness that’s so try hard… I don’t think she’s real.”
    1SCAGaslighting in confessional “i did lie about a 7 month relationship… Lala liked for a few years of a 6 year relationship. we lied we’re both liars… let’s call it a wash”
    1SCAGaslighting Lala on boat, this is a wash bc you cheated too – I put my life out there and you didn’t that’s the only difference
    -2POWShaded by Lala “how rich coming from you” re: overly douchy cocky tryhard not real
    -3SCAHaunted by Raquel in confessional x3
    11SCAHeated argument 5, witnesses max at 6 with Lala
    -2POWShaded by Lala “maybe i overestimated the ‘self-work’ he’s been doing”
    -2POWShaded by Lala “i felt bad for you for 5 seconds and now you’re proving to me that you ARE terrifying”
    2POWFull name, Lala
    -2POWShaded by Lala, “thank god you don’t (approve)”
    -2POWShaded by Lala, “you isolate. you groom. you lie.”
    2POWShades Lala “you’re scary”
    1SCAGaslighting “i didn’t do anything to you Lala”
    6SCAApologly to Lala accepted for “not understanding what she meant” (5), repeats apology (1)
    1SCAGaslights “i think i didn’t understand where you were coming from”, when he absolutely does he just knows he overplayed his hand / resetting narrative
    3STYCries, overwhelmed after hugging Lala
    1POWPromo biz: Schwartz in TomTom hat
    -2POWShaded by Jacqueline, James’ mom “no bueno. no bueno, el muchacho es no bueno”

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    SCHEANA

    Teams: Raqueltoni al Segretto, The Pill Poppers, Acid Dildo

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    320-1–5-27178

    +5 Laura-Leigh Award, took most shit this episode

    2POWNickname: Scheesho, Lala
    3STYCries re: how Scandoval hurt her
    3STYGroup meditation
    3STYCries, meditation with Sandoval (ugh poor thing, hard to watch)
    5POWEarly exit (2), storms out (3)
    3STYCries again, same reason, new scene
    2POWNickname: Scheesh, Lala
    -2POWShaded by the Internet for being “fake Scheana” posing with Tom
    3STYCries again, in bathrooom with Lala
    -2STYBucket hat, brown cover up
    2POWFull name in article headline shown
    2POWNickname: Scheesh, Lala
    -2POWShaded by Internet again for pic with Sandoval at gondola
    4STYTakes selfie (2) with smirnoff ice brand deal (2)
    -1SCADefending Sandoval to Ariana “I can’t keep hating him for you”
    -2POWShaded by Katie “i’m just letting you know where my head’s at” “where the fuck’s it at?”
    -4POWShaded by twitter for her photo with Sandoval x2 extra savage all day long
    3STYCries in bed with Lala abt DWTS and missing Tom

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    SCHWARTZ

    Teams: C.U.Next.Tournament, Pumptini!, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    93-1–1021191

    +5 Bonus, Stassi Award: “We’re gonna chill, grill, probably just suppress whatever feelings we have”

    +5 Bonus, Vail Award: for trying to disappear in gondola scene

    3STYGroup meditation
    -1STYTransition glasses
    -2POWShaded by Katie ” I don’t need another project boyfriend”
    6POWSets up 2 trip experiences: gondola (3) + boat (3)
    -1SCAHaunted by Rachel in Gondola
    1STYShirtless
    2POWPower Move: Asks boat steward Arielle for number
    3POWPromos biz: TomTom hat

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    ALLY

    Teams: C.U.Next.Tournament, Pumptini!, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    154––10105
    1POWAppears: in Tahoe trip, day 2
    3STYGroup meditation
    1STYIn selfie with James
    5SCALittle makeout sesh with james overlooking lake
    1STYPhotos for the Graham
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel on boat

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    BILLIE

    Teams: The Pasta, Acid Dildo, The James Kennedy Experiment

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––040

    Did not appear this episode.

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    BRAVOLEB

    Teams: The Least Extras, Pumptini!, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––––

    Did not appear this episode.

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    BROCK

    Teams: Sexy Unique Teamname, Worms with Mustaches, The James Kennedy Experiment

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    81315––36101
    1POWAppears: Tahoe trip day 2
    3STYGroup meditation
    3STYCries, watching Scheana / Sandoval talk
    3POWWears own merch: athletifreak hat
    -1SCAHaunted by Rachel in Gondola
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in confessional
    2POWFull name in article headline shown
    2POWShades Sandoval “right? you’re gonna die on the sword for a woman not even next to you who started this with you. She’s not even next to ya, fighting this battles with you”
    2SCAReintroduces rumor he slept with Raquel
    8SCAApologizes to Sandoval (5) for getting upset on gondola. Repeates i apologize x3 (3)
    7SCAApology from Sandoval (7)
    1STYdrinks
    1STYShirtless
    5STYfor being completely fucking hammered

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    DAN

    Teams: COS-MO-POLI-TANS!, The Dead James Kennedy’s, The James Kennedy Experiment, Stassi’s Statement Necklaces

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––05

    Did not appear this episode.

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    FAMILY OF CAST

    Teams: Mercury in Gatorade, Worms with Mustaches, The Pill Poppers

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    64-2––8126
    1POWAppears: in Tahoe trip day 2, Hippie
    1POWAppears in Flashback: Ariana’s brother, Jeremy
    3STYGroup meditation, Hippie
    1STYPhotos for the Graham, Hippie
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel on boat, Hippie
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in cabin on boat, Hippie
    1POWAppears: Jacqueline, James’ mom on FaceTime
    1POWSpeaks spanish “no bueno. no bueno, el muchacho es no bueno”, Jacqueline James’ Mom
    2POWShades Sandoval “no bueno. no bueno, el muchacho es no bueno”, Jacqueline James’ Mom

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    FORMER CAST

    Teams: The Least Extras, Acid Dildo, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––0-43

    Did not appear this episode.

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    FRIEND OF CAST

    Teams: Raqueltoni al Segretto, The Dead James Kennedy’s, The Pill Poppers

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    -200––-279
    1POWAppears: Penny, SAH Chef Consultant
    1POWAppears in new flashback of menu meeting, Penny
    -2POWShaded by Ariana, “hard to get a word in edgewise”
    -2POWShaded by Katie’s facial expressions in SAH interviews, Penny

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    GHOST OF RAQUEL

    Teams: The Pasta, Worms with Mustaches, The Pill Poppers

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    -12028––16141
    2SCAHaunts Ariana / Katie at photoshoot
    -20POWShaded by Ariana in cocktail book (list of shady ones combined with what Katie read off): Rumors, The Real Truth, Home for the Holidays, Coachella, Charlotte, Together Forever, Dead Weight, We Ride at Dawn, Little Sister Vibes, Stranger in my Life (each worth 2 shade)
    2SCAHaunts Sandoval / wellness facilitator on deck (I wouldn’t normally give an extra point here for a non draftable character, but this yoga teacher is gonna be haunted by this moment forever)
    6SCAHaunts Flashback Montage (x6): Tom / Ariana, Tom/ LVP, Tom / James
    2SCAHaunts Sandoval / Scheana in meditation
    1POWAppears in Sandoval Flashback montage
    1POWAppears in Flashback: Scheana’s bday
    1POWSinging Gold as Gold
    3POWCatchphrase: Good as Gold
    2SCAHaunts in Flashback: Scheana / Sandoval
    3SCAHaunts Sandoval / Schwartz / Brock in gondola
    1SCAHaunts Brock in confessional
    2POWFull name in article headline shown
    3SCAHaunts James / Ally / Hippie on deck of boat
    4SCAHaunts Sandoval / Lala / James / Hippie boat cabin
    3SCAHaunts Sandoval in confessional 3 times in ep

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    JAX

    Teams: Mercury in Gatorade, Pumptini!, The Pill Poppers

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––010

    Did not appear this episode.

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    JO

    Teams: COS-MO-POLI-TANS!, The Dead James Kennedy’s, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls, Cheesy Gordita Crunch

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––023

    Did not appear this episode.

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    KEN

    Teams: Raqueltoni al Segretto, The Dead James Kennedy’s, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    1––––158
    1POWPromo biz: Schwartz in TomTom hat

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    KRISTINA KELLY

    Team: Sexy Unique Teamname, Acid Dildo, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––015

    Did not appear this episode.

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    LANCE BASS

    Team: C.U.Next.Tournament, Worms with Mustaches, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––00

    Did not appear this episode.

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    PETER

    Team: Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job, Pumptini!, The Pill Poppers, Stassi’s Statement Necklaces

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––05

    Did not appear this episode.

    Will not be appearing on the season 🙁

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    TORI

    Team: Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job, Acid Dildo, The Golden Nugget??, Cheesy Gordita Crunch

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––05

    Did not appear this episode.

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