Ep. 5 Scorecard

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    EPISODE 5: “Lake it or Break it“

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    Bonus Podcast Awards:

    +20 extra bonus points are awarded each week on the pod!

    +5 Stassi Award, Best Line:

    • Schwartz:  “Just to get a hello from people who are disgusted by your very essence – that’s nice, you know?”

    +5 Kristen Award, Most Unhinged Behavior:

    • Brock: for allegedly stuffing his mankini with a black sock (?!)

    +5 Laura Leigh Award, Took the Most Shit:

    • Ariana + Katie: Split +3 each for quite literally having the Something About Her patio shit on by a human being.

    +5 Vail Award, Best Background Acting:

    • Ken: for giving Lake Tahoe meets Weekend at Bernie’s

    Notes:

    The 27’s: Before each new episode, the 27’s will become a bonus character for the lowest scoring MAIN CAST member of the week prior.

    • For Episodes 1-5, The 27’s were attached to Billie Lee.
    • For upcoming Episode 6, The 27’s will temporarily belong to Ariana (who only scored 4 points this episode).

    Points & Leagues:

    Character Standings:

    For everyone who thought LVP was the worst possible draft choice, boy were you guys wrong! The OG Queen of Beverly Hills has topped leaderboards for the last 3 weeks, and this week is no exception. The promotion of all things Vanderpump was turned up to 11, with not one *but two* photoshoots, WITH ACTUAL WOLVES, multiple costume changes, a private jet ride and sneaky wine bottle product placement. Passively earning on the VPR empire is of course Ken and Friend (Nick Alain), who barely needed to show up to do so, but Ken was wheeled out like a corpse anyway. Also scoring big this ep was none other than the Ghost of Raquel Leviss who haunted nearly every single scene. Tying for 3rd is DJ James Kennedy and Family, the latter of which is clinging to the ladder with points from Graham Hippie. Brock also put solid points on the board for his brash shade and potential sock stuffed in his mankini?! We welcome all discourse on the matter; evidence will be posted on @thebravogames stories and discussed on this week’s pod. In last place of the main cast is Ariana Madix with only 4 points. She wouldn’ve only received 1 point had she not won the Laura Leigh Award with Katie for taking LITERAL shit when someone pooped on the Something About Her Patio. As you may have read in the notes above, next week any points that The 27’s may or may not score, will be added to Ariana as a bonus for being the last place cast member of the week.

    • League 1 “Number One League in the Group”: This week, it was a tale of two pastas, as these storied foes toppled the entire league in their quest for victory over each other. Setting their giant meatballs on the table, THE Pasta claimed first place YET AGAIN -in both episode and total season- with huge point earners, LVP and The Ghost of Raquel Leviss. Self-proclaimed nemesis, Raqueltoni al Segretto, trails 40 points behind. 3rd and 4th place in episode and season are the Schwartz & Sandy’s teams: C U Next Tournament and Mercury in Gatorade. It should be noted that CUNTourney is miraculously pulling this rank off with only two active roster members, as Lance Bass remains benched. In a similar predicament is Sexy Unique Teamname, who holds 6th place with an absent Kristina Kelly -AND- Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job in 5th, with only one active roster member to count on (and current number one guy in the group): DJ James Kennedy. Holding the bottom of the ladder are our teams with Katie and Ariana: The Least Extras and COS-MO-POLI-TANS!. We aren’t worried about The Least Extras YET (they’ve got Andy), but big yikes for our Cosmos! Much like 4th Nose Job, they’re only playing with Ariana, who hasn’t been able to carry her team like James, but next week they’ll gain a bonus from The 27’s (should they appear)!
    • League 2 “Graham’s Next Daddies”: Yet again, Worms with Mustaches have taken the episode, as they have every single week minus one. With point powerhouses of the week -LVP, Ghost Raquel + Brock- they earned over 80 points more than 2nd place team, The Dead James Kennedy’s, who despite a strong showing this episode are trailing Worms by a full 180 points! Will the 2nd place team overall, Acid Dildo, be able to push through with Scheana and James to take the leaderboard? Will Pumptini! cash in on Jax Taylor anytime soon? Fingers crossed.
    • League 3 “Gamers Who Bravo”: With over 600 points, The James Kennedy Experiment, is simply dominating this game. James, LVP, Brock and Family have all locked down this team’s first place position, in both episode and season, for the last 3 weeks. 2nd place Pill Poppers trail with over 100 points behind, while both G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls and The Golden Nugget?? trail by 200. The first 1/3 of the season is over, but it only takes one or two episodes to fall in ranks. Personally, I’m rooting for the GoldNugs to pop off next week with their woman powered team: Katie, Lala, Ally, Tori and Kristina Kelly.

    Scoring:

    Main Cast:

    Secondary Cast:

    ARIANA

    Teams: COS-MO-POLI-TANS!, Worms with Mustaches, The Pill Poppers, Stassi’s Statement Necklaces

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    32-4–34122
    • +3 Laura-Leigh Award: Split with Katie for taking literal human shit on their Something About Her patio

    1STYStylish daytime outfit
    3POWPromoting SAH, sharing timeline – convo in car
    -4SCAPooped on. Human shit on SAH patio
    1STYStylish pajama set, white/ blue stripes

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    JAMES

    Teams: Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job, Acid Dildos, The James Kennedy Experiment

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    14310––27213
    1POWSings “Graham is my baby boy” in car
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in confessional
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in yard
    2POWShades Sandoval “mister try hard tryin hard”
    1STYStylish new red dress jacket in confessional
    1STYShirtless
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in Tahoe bdrm
    1STYStylish green silk button up
    3POWAt Wolf
    4POWShades Sandoval and Schwartz for not having bar done on time
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel while hitting wall
    2POWShades Sandoval in confessional “embarrassing”
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in talk with Sandoval
    2POWShades Sandoval “it just comes down to not being able to man up and delete the relationship”
    15SCAApology from Sandoval (5), accepted (2), gets 4 add’l “i’m sorry” from Sandoval (8)

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    KATIE

    Teams: The Least Extras, Pumptini!, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    57-4–311100
    • +3 Laura-Leigh Award: Split with Ariana for taking literal human shit on their Something About Her patio

    5STYAdmits to smoking weed in her car
    3POWPromoting SAH, sharing timeline – convo in car
    -4SCAPooped on. Human shit on SAH patio
    1STYStylish white textured dress in confessional
    2POWShades Schwartz Tahoe trip people pleaser
    1STYStylish daytime outfit

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    LALA

    Teams: Sexy Unique Teamname, The Dead James Kennedy’s, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    63-1––8134
    3POWWears own merch “Send it to Darryl” hoodie
    1STYStylish aiport chic black sweats with black tank and black leather hat with chic black purses
    1STYStylish bathing suit
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel on dock
    1STYStylish designer Moschino blouse
    3POWAt Wolf
    1SCATalks / twerks about sex
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel while hitting wall

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    LVP

    Teams: The Pasta, Worms with Mustaches, The James Kennedy Experiment

    • +3 Bonus, Power Category Leader
    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    355-33–40165
    2POWFull name by James in yard with Ally
    1POWMerch: Schwartz wears tomtom hat
    1STY1 style points for private jet, 1 for posh travel outfit
    2POWWith dogs: Graham and Pom in plane
    1POWMerch: Sandoval wears tomtom hat
    2STYClassy white dress with beige belt and silver jeweled buckle AND tweed jacket with yellow silk scarf
    5POWPromos own biz Wolf (3) in photoshoot (2)
    3POW…with three wolves!
    1STYnew confessional look black mesh with ruffles
    -1SCASupports Sandoval on facetime
    3POWAdvises Sandoval over facetime for Tahoe
    6POWCo-hosts Tahoe Trip with Schwartz
    1POWPromo biz: Wolf restaurant signage
    5POWPromos own biz (3) photoshoot demo’ing walls (2)
    1STYStylish worker jumpsuit with stars + pink helmet
    2POWShades Sandoval “it’s not as big as it looks… i bet you’ve heard that before”
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel while hitting wall
    -1SCASupporting Sandoval at dinner
    1POWMore WOLF by Vanderpump sinage in casino
    1POWPromo biz: product shots of Vanderpump wine bottles
    2POWToast “raise your glasses and howl at the moon”

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    SANDOVAL

    Teams: Mercury in Gatorade, The Dead James Kennedy’s, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls, Cheesy Gordita Crunch

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    10-66––10115
    1STYHis buff arms are attractive in this black tank. I’m ashamed and sorry. Points!
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel while shopping
    -1STYFor stylistically writing text messages like he has T9 texting, using “ur” and “u” multiple times
    1POWSchwartz wears merch: tomtom hat
    3POWWears own merch: tomtom hat
    2POWFull name by LVP’s phone
    3POWAdvice from LVP over facetime for Tahoe
    1SCASupported by LVP on facetime
    -3STYFake cries – who takes their glasses off for cameras if they’re crying
    1SCASupported by Schwartz in car
    -3STYFake cries in confessional bc Scheana said hi to him in airport lol kay
    -3STYPretending to cry in bathroom drying eyes on arrival
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in kitchen with Brock
    -2POWShaded by JK “mister try hard tryin hard”
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel on dock
    2STYShirtless 1, takes clothes off 1
    -1STYWeird cowboy shirt
    3POWAt Wolf
    -2POWShaded by LVP “it’s not as big as it looks… i bet you’ve heard that before”
    -2POWShaded by JK for not having bar done on time
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel while hitting wall
    1SCASupported by LVP at dinner
    6POWCatchphrases “worm with a mustache” “scandoval”
    2STYTakes selfie with Brock
    -2POWShaded by JK “embarrassing!”
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in talk with James
    -2POWShaded by James “it just comes down to not being able to man up and delete the relationship”
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in his confessional, again
    9SCAApologizes to James (3), accepted (2), says “i’m sorry” 4 extra times (4)
    2POWFull name by James in confessional

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    SCHEANA

    Teams: Raqueltoni al Segretto, The Pill Poppers, Acid Dildo

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    815––14151
    -2POWShaded by Brock in store comparing her to mother
    5POWStorms out of bikini shopping (3) over drama (2)
    1STYStylish airport chic black sweats with black crop and black leather hat with chic black purses
    2POWShades Brock and his pink undie laundry fail
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel on dock
    7SCAApology from Brock (5), accepted (2) for bikini shopping argument and behavior
    -1STYNon stylish furry top
    3POWAt Wolf
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel while cast hitting wall
    1STYStylish good as gold confessional sparkly dress

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    SCHWARTZ

    Teams: C.U.Next.Tournament, Pumptini!, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    138-43525170
    • +3 Bonus, Style Category Leader
    • +5 Stassi Award: “Just to get a hello from people who are disgusted by your very essence – that’s nice, you know?”

    4POWFull name by Katie in car + confesh x2
    -2POWShaded by Katie Tahoe trip people pleaser
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel while shopping
    3POWWears own merch: tom tom hat
    1POWSandoval wears merch: tomtom hat
    -1SCASupporting Sandoval in car
    6POWCo-hosts Tahoe Trip with LVP
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel on dock
    2STYShirtless, takes clothes off
    4STYDrinks straight from alcohol bottle
    3POWAt Wolf
    -2POWShaded by JK for not having bar done on time
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel while hitting wall
    1STYdrinks
    1STYdrinks

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    ALLY

    Teams: C.U.Next.Tournament, Pumptini!, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    101-5––689
    2POWNickname “ally bally” by djjk
    1POWAppears: flashback on walk
    1POWAppears: Ally at home
    2POWNickname “ally bally” by djjk, again
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in yard
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in confessional
    1POWAppears: Tahoe trip
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel on dock
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in Tahoe bdrm
    1STYStylish mocha dress
    3POWAt Wolf
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel while cast hitting wall

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    BILLIE

    Teams: The Pasta, Acid Dildo, The James Kennedy Experiment

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––040

    Did not appear this episode.

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    BRAVOLEB

    Teams: The Least Extras, Pumptini!, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––044

    Did not appear this episode.

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    BROCK

    Teams: Sexy Unique Teamname, Worms with Mustaches, The James Kennedy Experiment

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    1242–52365
    • +5 Kristen Award: For allegedly stuffing his mankini with a sock?!

    1POWAppears: at home
    1POWAppears: bikini shopping with Scheana
    4POWShades Scheana and her Mom by saying they’re exactly like each other while bikini shopping
    1POWAppears: Tahoe trip
    -2POWShaded by Scheana for pink undie laundry fail
    1STYShirtless
    1STYRobe and pink neon leopard mankini
    3POWWears own merch: athleitfreak hat (acquired Homebody)
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in kitchen with Sandoval
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel on dock
    5SCAApologizes to Scheana (3), accepted (2) for bikini shopping argument and behavior
    1STYStylish slpha kiwi guy look, blue button up
    3POWAt Wolf
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel while hitting wall
    1STYAppears in selfie with Sandoval
    1POWAppears: flashback golf

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    DAN

    Teams: COS-MO-POLI-TANS!, The Dead James Kennedy’s, The James Kennedy Experiment, Stassi’s Statement Necklaces

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––05

    Did not appear this episode.

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    FAMILY OF CAST

    Teams: Mercury in Gatorade, Worms with Mustaches, The Pill Poppers

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    2250––27118
    1POWAppears: Summer Moon, at home
    3STYCries, Summer Moon
    1POWAppears: Lala’s dog
    1POWAppears: In car on way home with James
    5POWAppears: Flashbacks with James x5, Graham
    1POWAppears: Mr. Banks, ally’s cat
    3SCAGraham up in Banks’ face
    -3SCAGraham up in Banks’ face
    -2POWShaded by Brock in store Scheana just like her mother
    1POWAppears: Butters (?), Katie/Tom dog
    1STYFresh grooming on Butters (or Gordo?)
    1POWAppears: Lisa, Lala’s mom
    1POWAppears: in private jet, Graham Tahoe trip
    1STYstyle point for private jet
    2POWNew name “Hippie”
    1POWAppears: Kitty, Ariana’s cat
    2POWAppears: Summer Moon + Scheana Mom on Facetime
    4POWAppears (1) LVP pomeranian, at Wolf (3)
    3POWAt Wolf, Graham

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    FORMER CAST

    Teams: The Least Extras, Acid Dildo, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––043

    Did not appear this episode.

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    FRIEND OF CAST

    Teams: Raqueltoni al Segretto, The Dead James Kennedy’s, The Pill Poppers

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    101-1––1081
    1POWAppears: Anne, Tom’s asst
    1POWLVP promotes Wolf, Nick Alain
    1POWAppears: Nick Alain at LVP Wolf photoshoot
    1POWPromo biz: Wolf restaurant signage
    4POWAppears Nick Alain (1) at Wolf (3)
    1POWPromo biz: LVP scene in Wolf
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel while hitting wall, Nick Alain
    1POWMore WOLF by Vanderpump sinage in casino
    1STYdrinks, Nick Alain

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    GHOST OF RAQUEL

    Teams: The Pasta, Worms with Mustaches, The Pill Poppers

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    6–293–38125
    • +3 Bonus, Scandal Category Leader

    1SCAHaunts James in confessional
    2POWAppears: 2018 Flashback with puppy Graham x2
    2POWFlashback: Press photos with James + Graham
    2SCAHaunts James Ally in yard
    1SCAHaunts Ally in confessional
    2SCAHaunts Toms while clothes shopping
    2POWFull name by Schwartz
    2SCAHaunts Sandoval and Brock in kitchen
    4SCAHaunts dock scene: Schwartz, Brock, Scheana, Lala
    2SCAHaunts Sandoval and Ally on dock
    2SCAHaunts James and Ally in Tahoe bdrom
    10SCAHaunts James, Ally, Scheana, Brock, Schwartz, Sandoval, Lala, LVP, Ken, Nick Alain while hitting wall
    2SCAHaunts James and Sandoval in their talk
    1SCAHaunts Sandoval in his confessional again

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    JAX

    Teams: Mercury in Gatorade, Pumptini!, The Pill Poppers

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––010

    Did not appear this episode.

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    JO

    Teams: COS-MO-POLI-TANS!, The Dead James Kennedy’s, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls, Cheesy Gordita Crunch

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    1––––123
    1POWAppears: photo flashback

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    KEN

    Teams: Raqueltoni al Segretto, The Dead James Kennedy’s, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    151-1–52057
    • +5 Vail Award: for giving Lake Tahoe meets Weekend at Bernie’s

    1POWMerch: Schwartz wears tomtom hat
    3POWAppears: Tahoe trip 1, bonus accompanied by pom and graham 2 on pj
    1STYStyle point for private jet
    -1STYUnattractive and corpse-like on private jet
    1POWMerch: Sandoval wears tomtom hat
    1POWLVP promotes Wolf
    1POWPromo biz: Wolf restaurant signage
    1POWPromo biz: LVP sneak peek scene in Wolf
    4POWAppears (1) at Wolf (3)
    1STYStylish business man look
    1POWAppears: flashback of schwartz & sandy’s
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel while cast smashes wall
    1POWMore WOLF by Vanderpump signage in casino
    1POWPromo biz: product shots of Vanderpump wine bottles

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    KRISTINA KELLY

    Team: Sexy Unique Teamname, Acid Dildo, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––015

    Did not appear this episode.

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    LANCE BASS

    Team: C.U.Next.Tournament, Worms with Mustaches, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––00

    Did not appear this episode.

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    PETER

    Team: Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job, Pumptini!, The Pill Poppers, Stassi’s Statement Necklaces

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––05

    Did not appear this episode.

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    TORI

    Team: Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job, Acid Dildo, The Golden Nugget??, Cheesy Gordita Crunch

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––05

    Did not appear this episode.

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