+20 extra bonus points are awarded each week on the pod!
+5 Stassi Award, Best Line:
Katie: “I’d rather eat a jean jacket”
+5 Kristen Award, Most Unhinged Behavior:
Jo: For the most chaotic haircut we’ve ever seen
+5 Laura Leigh Award, Took the Most Shit:
Family of Cast: Graham Cracker’s wild journey thru hell and back
+5 Vail Award, Best Background Acting:
Jo: ignored like a ghost in her scene with Schwartz & Sandoval
Points & Leagues:
Obviously, a huge week for DJ James Kennedy – from chugging weed drink next to a raging fire, to a heartfelt reunion with Graham Cracker, our favorite valley enthusiast is back on top of the weekly leaderboard. Hot on his heels are both LVP and Schwartz, who scored big despite consistently losing points for being nice to Tom Sandoval. Even Billie Lee, a Sandy ride or die, pushed through with points for her fantastically fresh facial filler and a stylish braid. Also earning is the Family category this week as everyone’s pets seemingly got some screen time. Speaking of screen time – “spooky” Jo has clocked in, and she did not disappoint, nabbing not one but two bonus awards: the Vail Award for being 100% ignored by Schwartz and Sandoval -AND- the Kristen Award for the most unhinged haircut we have ever seen. Also doing the work is the Ghost of Raquel who scored big time with full points for her engagement flashback! Although James is in the lead, we still think it’s anybody’s game.
League 1“Number One League in the Group”: In a shocking turn of events, The fucking Pasta knocked nemesis Raqueltoni Al Segretto out of first place in both episode and overall scoring! With this week’s top point earners, LVP and the Ghost of Raquel Leviss on their team, The Pasta has had an impressive season – especially considering they were dead last in a (seemingly) unfair snake draft. In a similar position are The Least Extras, with their 7th place draft pick and 7th place overall season rank, who will make up serious ground come the inevitable 3-part reunion with Bravoleb pick, Andy Cohen. Last place COS-MO-POLI-TANS! have been struggling with Ariana and her nearly non-existent long-distance boyfriend, as well as (a very spooky) Jo – who luckily nabbed them two of our bonus awards this week and 10 extra points. It is truly still anyone’s game.
League 2 “Graham’s Next Daddies”: Worms with Mustaches have taken a massive lead this week with 3 of the episodes top point earners on their team: LVP, Ghost Raquel and Family. Not far behind, however, is Acid Dildo who is consistently cashing in on VPR superstars Scheana and James, despite the rest of their team not performing much at all. Nearly 100 points behind are both The Dead James Kennedy’s and Pumptini!. While Pumptini! is being carried by Schwartz and Ally, Peter is nowhere to be found! However, between Katie working on SAH and Jax opening his bar, they’ll surely jump the charts soon enough. As for TDJK’s, they should count on the worm worming on this Tahoe trip and for Lala shutting him tf down. Let it be noted team members have also petitioned to be granted +6 bonus points for having a Goldendoodle (the most popular dog in Los Angeles) but have been declined as many people also have one.
League 3 “Gamers Who Bravo”:The James Kennedy Experiment is leading the league by a solid +60 points and is frankly trouncing The Golden Nugget?? and G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls. Even though LVP popped off this week, she hasn’t been as consistent as their other main cast pick and team namesake, DJ James Kennedy. The ascent has been impressive. The Pill Poppers are in a solid 2nd place with all-star Scheana Shay and the haunting of Ghost Raquel keeping them competitive. This upcoming Tahoe trip is sure to shake shit up like a VPR Pumptini, making way for The Golden Nugget?? comeback (gaining points for Lala in Tahoe and Katie opening working on Something About Her) -AND ALSO- for G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls (powering up Tahoe for that double whammy Schwartz / Sandy roster).
Solo Players: I truly can’t wait for both of these teams (Cheesy Gordita Crunch and Stassi’s Statement Necklaces) to get screen time from their combined secondary characters: Jo, Tori, Dan and Peter. Rough stuff on both their drafts! Fingers crossed, don’t lose hope. Jo is finally here and both Dan and Tori are waiting in the wings. But, we are all worried about Peter’s whereabouts!
Teams: COS-MO-POLI-TANS!, Worms with Mustaches, The Pill Poppers, Stassi’s Statement Necklaces
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Shades Schwartz in confesh with mirror: “*this guy* I haven’t spoken to in however many months” as if she wasn’t one of his groomsmen – extra shitty +2 bonus