Ep. 3 Scorecard

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    EPISODE 3: “You’re Not the Queen of this Group”

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    Bonus Podcast Awards:

    +20 extra bonus points are awarded each week on the pod!

    +5 Stassi Award, Best Line:

    • Lala: “Like what band is emo? Nickelback?“

    +5 Kristen Award, Most Unhinged:

    • LVP: “wine makes my clothes fall off” sign in Pump

    +5 Laura Leigh Award, Most Shit:

    • Schwartz: is there any contest?

    +5 Vail Award, Best Background

    • Brock: C.U.Next.Tuesday – no business being in that scene

    Notes:

    The following tweaks have been adjusted across all 3 episodes:

    Family of Cast: Gains PETS !

    • It just makes sense

    Billie Lee: Gains THE 27’s !

    • Billie is a negative point earner and will likely continue to be. To counteract, you now get Scheana’s boys to add to your roster!

    Peter, Kristina Kelly: +5 appearance bonus

    • Increased bonus. On their own, these are overly weak characters. They won’t appear much this season. won’t be heavily involved in any major storylines or appear often in flashbacks, and as a result are overly nerfed. if I’m wrong I’ll retroactively fix it.

    Lance Bass: +50 appearance bonus

    • Huge point boost for Lance to make him competitive should he appear. He also earns full points for flashbacks.

    Bravolebs: +10 appearance bonus

    • Point boost for Bravolebs to make them more competitive should they appear. They also earn full points for flashbacks.

    Dan, Jo, Tori, Jax:

    • No change, all 4 are going to have bigger storylines with main cast members later in season.

    Former Cast vs. Friend of Cast:

    • Former Cast: If the character was heavily involved on camera / talking heads / major main cast storylines, they will be considered Former Cast, i.e. Shay, Beau, etc.
    • Friend of Cast: if the character has been chyron’d as a friend / paid friend, they will be considered Friend of Cast, i.e. Jason, Kyle, Jesse, Logan, Anne, etc.

    Flashback Photos / Videos:

    • Points only given to secondary cast for appearing
    • Main cast receive no points
    • Ghost of Raquel, Bravoleb, Lance Bass get full points

    Retroactive Point Changes:

    • From now on (ep. 3), point adjustments will only be made for the current week’s episode – so speak up about point disputes before the next episode airs!

    Points & Leagues:

    Episode 3 highlights: Scheana Shay was the star of this episode, racking up a solid 56 points by doing the work: performing Good as Gold, spreading rumors on her podcast and serving Y2K Shaina Twain motorcycle looks. A star, indeed. Trailing just 6 points behind is LVP, who boldly announced the opening of Wolf (the sexiest restaurant in Lake Tahoe) on the heels of closing Pump. Sandoval came in 3rd, but has survived the barrage of shade by consistently owning the Scandal category. The worm is worming! Friends of Cast saw a lot of action this week with solid gains from Logan, Jesse and Kyle Chan, but the most surprising point gain came from Family of Cast, earning double digits for Schwartz’s triplet brothers, as well as a Butters / Gordo power visit to Vanderpump Dogs.

    Overall scoring highlights: Of the main cast members, DJ James Kennedy is out front with a 30+ point lead, sitting at 140 points, while Katie falls in last place with only 73. The remaining main cast sit 10-20 points apart and it’s honestly still anyone’s game! Of the secondary draft characters, Family of Cast, Ally, Friends of Cast and Ghost Raquel consistently filter toward the top, but we have yet to see how characters like Jax, Tori, Dan and Jo play out.

    • League 1 “Number One League in the Group”:
      The prophecy of Raqueltoni al Segretto is unfolding before our very eyes as they have aggressively taken 1st place this week (AND this season) with a +40 point overall lead! While they do have Scheana on their roster, Friends of Cast popped tf off at C.U.Next.Tuesday, and even Ken was able to lock down points for them without even physically appearing on the episode. God help us. 2nd place this episode (and tied for 2nd overall!) went to Mercury in Gatorade, aka Villains & Babies & (NOW) PETS, who scored 2nd highest this episode, not only due to a relentless Sandoval, but through Schwartz’s brothers and dogs. To note: Sandoval is the only character who has gained points each episode – he might’ve given everyone a head start, but now he’s in it to win it. Third place this episode goes to The Pasta who, let’s face it, had an extra unfair last place snake draft position with this season’s 3 character roster. To make up for that, we are bolstering all teams who drafted Billie Lee with The 27’s. For every point Billie Lee lost, The 27’s gained back at Emo Nite. You’re welcome. Last place this episode features a tie between COS-MO-POLI-TANS! and Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job. Although both teams drafted main cast top earners, both teams also suffer from secondary characters who have really yet to be seen: Peter, Tori, Dan and Jo. I like a dark horse, and if we were in Vegas, my money would be on one of these two teams.
    • League 2 “Graham’s Next Daddies”:
      Worms with Mustaches skyrocketed into first place with 145 points, after having a poor showing last week of only 61! Acid Dildo isn’t far behind with all-star Scheana Shay and fast-talker DJ James Kennedy… not to mention The 27’s, thanks to drafting Melany’s good luck charm, Billie Lee! Hanging on in last place is Pumptini!, who is among the most legit Bravo fans across the three leagues, but also drafted both Schwartz and Katie (current mid to low point earners), as well as several secondary characters who have yet to appear much on the show (Jax, Peter, Bravoleb). There’s still time! It’s only ep. 3!
    • League 3 “Gamers Who Bravo”:
      Big week for The James Kennedy Experiment, taking the lead in both the episode and overall! Hot on their heels however is The Pill Poppers who, as I’ve said before, will be a tough team to beat. Although Ghost Raquel is tapering points every week, they’ve got a packed roster with an upcoming Jax who’s ready to knock it out of the park. As always, my eye is on G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls for the Schwartz / Sandy roster, both of whom are currently hemorrhaging points from shade. Luckily, Schwartz is consistently up for the Laura-Leigh Award for taking the most shit.

    Scoring:

    Main Cast:

    Secondary Cast:

    SCHEANA

    Teams: Raqueltoni al Segretto, The Pill Poppers, Acid Dildo

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    41753–56112
    • +3 Bonus, Style category leader

    3POWPromo: Good as Gold sweatshirt
    3POWCatchphrase: “Good as Gold”
    2POWPress photos: Emo Nite
    4POWEmo Nite: Performs music for crowd
    -2POWShade by James “would be caught dead before I press play on a pre recorded set”
    2POWPress photo, end of set
    3POWPromo: Good as Gold emo screamo version on stage
    4POWPerforms Good as Gold emo on stage with 27’s
    2POWPress photo taken from crowd during performance
    2POWShades Sandoval “that’s what you get when you choose tom Sandoval”
    -2POWShaded katie “lights are on someone is finally home”
    -2STYshaded by katie “selfie queen”
    2STYsneaky selfie after waitress takes order
    1POWPromo: clip/key art of scheana’s podcast
    1POWPromo: Sandoval talks about her podcast in confesh
    2SCAReintroduces rumor of Sandoval + Billy on pod clip
    2STYtakes selfie
    5SCAGives katie apology for inviting schwartz to emo nite 3, and it’s accepted 2
    3STYlearned a big lesson 4 months of self reflection if you don’t add value i don’t need you in my inner circle
    7POWInvited to CUNT 3, at SUR 4
    1STYthis is a crazy outfit and i love it
    3POWInvited by Schwartz to Tahoe
    2POWbonus for being in SUR alley
    1STYGift drink from Sandoval
    2POWPower Move: sober and can’t accept free drink gift
    1POWPromo: Sandoval talks about podcast in sur alley
    3POWPromo: Scheana talks about podcast in confesh
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in SUR alley
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in confessional

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    LVP

    Teams: The Pasta, Worms with Mustaches, The James Kennedy Experiment

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    422-3354983
    • +5 Kristen Award: “wine makes my clothes fall off” sign
    • +3 Bonus, Power category leader

    4POWVPR: Pump
    1POWblazer hoodie and sparkle shoes
    1STYGets flowers from Sandoval
    3POWGives advice to Sandoval
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel at Pump with Sandoval
    4POWVPR: Vanderpump Dogs
    1STYVPDogs – she always looks great
    1POWPromo: Schwartz brings his dogs to VPDogs for grooming
    4POWPromo: Dog Bandanas avail at VPDogs 3, Assist Summer 1
    1POWPromo: Shots of merch through store
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel at VPDogs
    -1SCADefends Sandoval: i just don’t think the punishment befits the crime
    6POWGives advice to Schwartz in scene: biz + personal
    8POWStarts sexiest new restaurant in Lake Tahoe: Wolf
    3POWPromotes new restaurant Wolf
    6POWAssists James: DJ gig CUNT
    1POWPromo: giant sur brunch sign

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    SANDOVAL

    Teams: Mercury in Gatorade, The Dead James Kennedy’s, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls, Cheesy Gordita Crunch

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    23–163–4295
    • +3 Bonus, Scandal category leader

    -4POWShaded by editors “tom’s 41st birthday party”, savage
    6POWCatchphrase “the ultimate betrayal” x2
    1SCAGaslighting – “no listen, he literally did the exact same thing to me only WAY WORSE! That’s my ex – he’s fucking her in my bed, WITH MY CONDEMS”
    3POWCatchphrase “in my bed, with my condoms”
    -2POWShaded by editors – cut to dog wtf look
    3SCASupported by Jason, Kyle, Billie
    1SCASupported by SUR server Brett
    -2POWName-calling by Schwartz “doucher”
    -2POWShaded by Scheana “that’s what you get when you choose tom Sandoval”
    2POWScheana says full name to Schwartz Emo Nite
    -3STYfake cries
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel with Billie Lee
    1SCAPep talk by Billie re: Raquel
    1SCAGaslighting – Raquel is abandoning him “obviously I love her and I miss her”
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in confessional
    4POWVPR: Pump
    1STYGives flowers to LVP
    3POWGets advice from LVP: repair friendships
    -2SCASubject of reintroduced rumor by Scheana: Tom + Billie Lee
    1SCALVP conned into being nice to him at Pump
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel at Pump with LVP
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in confessional
    1SCAGaslighting in confessional Nema + Scheana can’t be trusted, so therefore you can’t trust them to believe what they said I said!
    2SCASpreads rumor abt Raquel begging sex with Nema
    1SCAGaslighting LVP about his mental health
    1SCADefended by LVP: I just don’t think the punishment befits the crime
    11POWShows up at SUR 4, -3 not invited to CUNT, +10 shows up anyway!
    -1STYAbercrombie sweater?
    2POWPapped walking into SUR
    1SCASur server Jesse is nice to Sandoval
    6SCAApologizes to Jesse Sur Server Friend 3, apology accepted 2, witness Kyle 1
    3STYcries post Jesse scene (possibly for real this time)
    2POW2+ bonus for being in SUR alley
    1STYBrings Scheana gift drink
    -2POWPower Move: Scheana’s sober and can’t accept gift
    1SCAGaslights Scheana: I was in a bad place that day and many days but also maybe you just reached out so you could say you did
    2POWShades Lala narcissist
    -1STYHaunted by Raquel in SUR alley
    1SCAGaslights Scheana: I want you to know after that Nema interview I really had to talk her down, I just want you to know.”

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    ARIANA

    Teams: COS-MO-POLI-TANS!, Worms with Mustaches, The Pill Poppers, Stassi’s Statement Necklaces

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    2527––34104

    2POWPress photos: Emo Nite
    1POWPromoting biz: assisting Scheana “good as gold” in PR shots
    2POWShade assist from editors “”it’s scary because he literally has no one around him that gives him honest feedback.”.. cut to Kyle Chan not being honest with Sandoval
    2POWShade assist from editors “and now it’s people who he pays”.. cut to shot of Jason “Tom’s Band Manager” supporting Sandoval
    4POWEmo Nite: Performs music for crowd
    -2POWShade by James “would be caught dead before I press play on a pre recorded set”
    2POWPress photo end of set
    3STYSelf care / spa day 2, bonus for IV +1
    7POWInvited to CUNT 3, at SUR 4
    -1STYAbstract bunched bodycon
    2POWPapped walking into SUR
    3POWInvited by Schwartz to Tahoe
    4POWSavage shading of Schwartz to his face “i gave up on you a long time ago and my life is better for it”
    -2POWShaded schwartz “you’re not the queen of the group”
    7SCAGets apology from Schwartz 5 about calling her queen of group, ignores it 2

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    JAMES

    Teams: Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job, Acid Dildos, The James Kennedy Experiment

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    331–––34140

    6POWShades Ari, Sche, Katie “I’d be caught dead before I press play on a pre recorded set”
    -2POWShaded by editors – airplane noises
    6POWAssist LVP: DJ gig CUNT
    10POWHosts Event: CUNT 6 at SUR 4
    1STYDJ chic
    3POWDidn’t invite Schwartz to CUNT
    4POWDJJK performs for crowd
    3POWInvited by Schwartz to Tahoe
    3POWDidn’t Invite Sandoval to CUNT

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    KATIE

    Teams: The Least Extras, Pumptini!, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    2067––3373

    2POWShades Billie Lee w/ Lala “it’s creepy” “the only type of person that would be around someone like him”
    4POWEmo Nite: Performs music for crowd
    -2POWShade by James “would be caught dead before I press play on a pre recorded set”
    2POWPress photo end of set
    2POWShades scheana “lights on someone is finally home”
    3STYSelf care / spa day 2, bonus for IV +1
    2STY“selfie queen” shades scheana
    7SCAgets apology from scheana 5 about inviting schwartz to emo nite, and accepts it 2
    7POWInvited to CUNT 3, at SUR 4
    2POWPapped walking into SUR
    1STYDrinks
    3POWInvited by Schwartz to Tahoe

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    SCHWARTZ

    Teams: C.U.Next.Tournament, Pumptini!, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    233––531103
    • +5 Laura-Leigh Award: Takes the most shit this episode

    1STYDrinks
    2POWName-calling Sandoval “doucher”
    -3STYLearned the wrong thing “I don’t think I wanna give up on [my friendship with] Tom”
    2POWKatie says his full name at dinner with scheana
    4POWVPR: Vanderpump Dogs
    1STYLookin like a hottie
    1STYMentions therapy to LVP
    1STYBlack studded button up confesh look
    3STYlearned a big lesson: effects of alcoholism first hand via brother, seeking moderation
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel at VPDogs
    6POWGets advice from LVP in scene: business + personal
    3POWInvited by LVP to invite everyone else to Tahoe
    11POWShows up at SUR 4, -3 not invited to CUNT, +10 shows up anyway!
    -1STYDress shirt not ironed
    -2POWShaded by Brock for not ironing dress shirt
    -2POWShaded by Brock for showing up uninvited “it’s his new MO”
    -2POWshaded by lala “were you invited or”
    3POWnew catchphrase “sober curious”
    -2POWShaded by Lala “sober curious”
    2POWNickname: “schwartzy” by Lala
    -4POWSavage shading by Ariana to his face “i gave up on you a long time ago and my life is better for it”
    2POWshades Ariana “you’re not the queen of the group”
    1SCAGives apology to Ariana about calling her queen of group 3, apology ignored by Ariana -2

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    FAMILY OF CAST

    Teams: Mercury in Gatorade, Worms with Mustaches, G.O.A.T. The James Kennedy Experiment

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    27––––2758

    1POWAppears: Mya, dog
    2POWMya dog, shading Tom – editor assist
    1POWAppears: Emo Nite – Scheana’s sister Courtney
    1POWAppears: Mr. Banks, Ally’s cat
    1POWAppears: Lily, Lala’s dog
    1POWAppears: Mya, dog
    10POWAppears x2: Gordo & Butters x4 each VPDogs
    10POWAppears: 3 photos of Schwartz triplet brothers Bert, Billy and Brandon and one of Bert solo

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    BROCK

    Teams: Sexy Unique Teamname, Worms with Mustaches, The James Kennedy Experiment

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    192––52631
    • +5 Vail Award: Didn’t do much in C.U.Next.Tuesday scene

    1POWAppears: Emo Nite
    8POWAppears in scene 1, Invited to CUNT 3, at SUR 4
    1STYFresh orange go out shirt
    2POWShades Schwartz for not ironing dress shirt
    2POWShades Schwartz for showing up uninvited “it’s his new MO”
    3POWcatchphrase sober curious
    3POWInvited by Schwartz to Tahoe
    1STYDrinks

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    LALA

    Teams: Sexy Unique Teamname, The Dead James Kennedy’s, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    172––52493
    • +5 Stassi Award: “Like what band is emo? Nickelback?“

    2POWShades Billie Lee with Katie “it’s creepy” “only type of person that would be around someone like him”
    1STYCute daytime shopping outfit
    7POWInvited to CUNT 3, at SUR 4
    1STYBold: a corseted leopard body suit
    2POWShades Schwartz “were you invited or”
    2POWShades Schwartz “sober curious”
    3POWcatchphrase sober curious
    3POWInvited by Schwartz to Tahoe
    -2POWShaded by Tom narcissist

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    FRIEND OF CAST

    Teams: Raqueltoni al Segretto, The Dead James Kennedy’s, The Pill Poppers

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    1741––2255

    1POWAppears: Tom’s birthday, Jason
    1POWAppears: Tom’s birthday, Kyle Chan
    -2POWShaded by Ariana / editors “it’s scary because he literally has no one around him that gives him honest feedback.”.. cut to Kyle Chan
    -2POWShaded by Ariana / editors “and now it’s people who he pays”.. cut to shot of Jason
    -2SCAJason / Kyle Chan supporting re: James at bday
    1POWAppears: Who the fuck is this guy, SUR server Brett
    -1SCASUR server Brett nice to Sandoval
    1POWAppears: in house scene, Ann
    1POWAppears: Summer, Director of Marketing VPDogs
    7POWInvited to CUNT 3, at SUR 4 – Logan
    1STYHipster chic, Logan
    4POWShows up at SUR 4 – Kyle Chan
    -1SCAWing man’s Sandoval at SUR – Kyle
    1STYHip bar fit – Kyle Chan
    2POWPapped walking into SUR – Kyle Chan
    1POWAppears: Jesse, SUR server and friend
    -1STYJesse necklace
    3STYCries – Jesse
    -1SCAIs nice to Sandoval – Jesse Sur server
    2POWFull name: Kyle Chan by Scheana
    6SCAGets apology from Sandoval at SUR for online harassment 5, accepts apology 2, witness Kyle 1 – Jesse

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    ALLY

    Teams: C.U.Next.Tournament, Pumptini!, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    141–––1557

    1POWAppears: Emo Nite
    -2POWShaded by editors – airplane noises
    1POWAppears: in Burbank house scene
    8POWAppears in scene 1, Invited to CUNT 3, at SUR 4
    1STYgirlfriend of dj chic
    3POWcatchphrase sober curious
    3POWInvited by Schwartz to Tahoe

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    KEN

    Teams: Raqueltoni al Segretto, The Dead James Kennedy’s, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    15––––1535

    4POWAppears in Lisa’s Pump goodbye at pump, voice only
    2POWPromox2: Dog Bandanas avail + general in store merch
    8POWStarts sexiest new restaurant in Lake Tahoe: Wolf
    1POWPromo: giant sur brunch sign

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    FORMER CAST

    Teams: The Least Extras, Acid Dildo, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    10––––1039

    6POWFlashback montage: Kristen, Stassi, Shay
    2POWAppears: Kristen in tequila katie flashback
    2POWAppears in flashback: Shay

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    GHOST OF RAQUEL

    Teams: The Pasta, Worms with Mustaches, The Pill Poppers

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    ––9––949

    2SCAHaunting Sandoval + Billie Lee
    1SCAHaunting Sandoval in confessional
    2SCAHaunting Sandoval + LVP at Pump
    1SCAHaunts Tom in confessional
    -2SCARumor spread by Tom abt begging sex with Nema
    2SCAHaunting Schwartz & LVP at VPDogs
    2SCAHaunts Scheana and Tom in SUR alley
    1SCAHaunts Scheana in confessional

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    BILLIE LEE + THE 27’S

    Teams: The Pasta, Acid Dildo, The James Kennedy Experiment

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    ––9––949

    1POWAppears: Tom’s bday – Billie
    -4POWShaded by Lala and Katie “it’s creepy” “only type of person that would be around someone like him” Billie
    1POWPromo: good as gold emo screamo cover by Scheana on stage at Emo Nite – 27’s
    2POWAppears: Landis and Kevin the 27’s
    8POWPerforms: Good as Gold cover, Landis and Kevin 27s
    4POWPress photo taken from crowd during performance Landis and Kevin 27s
    -1STYpretty terrible bday party fit – Billie
    1POWsings: happy birthday Billie
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel – Billie Sandoval in kitchen
    -1SCAPep talk Sandoval re: Raquel – Billie
    -2SCASubject of rumor by Scheana: Tom + Billie Lee

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    KRISTINA KELLY

    Teams: Sexy Unique Teamname, Acid Dildo, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    5––––510

    5POWFlashback montage of Tom’s kissing

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    JAX

    Teams: Mercury in Gatorade, Pumptini!, The Pill Poppers

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    2––––28
    2POWAppears in Flashback Sur early days – Jax

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    BRAVOLEB

    Teams: The Least Extras, Pumptini!, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––033

    Did not appear on episode.

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    PETER

    Teams: Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job, Pumptini!, The Pill Poppers, Stassi’s Statement Necklaces

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––05

    Did not appear on episode.

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    DAN

    Teams: COS-MO-POLI-TANS!, The Dead James Kennedy’s, The James Kennedy Experiment, Stassi’s Statement Necklaces

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––05

    Did not appear on episode.

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    TORI

    Teams: Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job, The Golden Nugget??, Acid Dildo, Cheesy Gordita Crunch

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––04

    Did not appear on episode.

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    JO

    Teams: COS-MO-POLI-TANS!, The Dead James Kennedy’s, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls, Cheesy Gordita Crunch

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––00

    Did not appear on episode.

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    LANCE BASS

    Teams: C.U.Next.Tournament, Worms with Mustaches, G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    –––––00

    Did not appear on episode.

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