Ep. 11 Scorecard

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    EPISODE 11: “May the Best Woman Win”

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    Bonus Podcast Awards:

    +20 extra bonus points are awarded each week on the pod!

    +5 Stassi Award, Best Line:

    • Lala: (angry) “Because I’m SOFT right now, Katie” or did Nick convince us to give it to her for: “I went to the hotdog stand with her”.. I can’t recall, but it goes to Lala!

    +5 Kristen Award, Most Unhinged Behavior:

    • Paid Friends: Sperm bank guy for the way he said everything, but especially for pretending like men donate sperm to “help others”

    +5 Laura Leigh Award, Took the Most Shit:

    • Schwartz.

    +5 Vail Award, Best Background Acting:

    • Ally! She served us cool braids and nothing else!

    +5 MVP Award

    • Lala! Doing the most, showing up in every scene!

    Notes:

    REUNION: Just wait, friends… special gameplay info coming soon!

    Redraft Order for #1 League in the Group:

    Raqueltoni al Segretto

    COSđź‘ŹMOđź‘ŹPOLIđź‘ŹTANS!

    Mercury in Gatorade

    The Pasta

    C.U.Next.Tournament

    Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job

    The Least Extras

    Sexy Unique Teamname

    Points & Leagues:

    All teams with Tori can REJOICE! From going on dates, to making out with divorcees, Scheana’s newest “best friend” put some major points on the leaderboard, coming in just 2 points shy of a 3rd place finish. Not bad! In actual 3rd place is Jo, who was a bit of a hero this episode, winning the Power category with several points in power moves. Whether she meant to or not, that revenge hairdresser scene… just massaging tf out of Schwartz’s head with bleach and turning it orange… had me gasping aloud. Although singles night was awkward and painful to watch, she earned a shitload of points for inviting herself and cockblocking multiple times. And even though she does ultimately lose points for her breakup with Schwartz, I docked them both 50% less due to the nature of their relationship. Well played, Joseph! Another standout contender this week was Paid Friends, who almost took home 2 Awards until our podcast guest, Nick Roth aka “OG Point Daddy”, pointed out Ally’s contribution to doing absolutely nothing this episode, intercepting the Vail Award from Tom’s new assistant, Craig. Paid Friends can thank Lena from Hair Boss, Assistant Craig, Saltburn Jason… but mostly you can thank Sperm Bank Brian for bringing home this week’s Kristen Award. Not only was everything about him a little unhinged, but this man tried to have us believe that many sperm donors donate their sperm to “help others”. Whatever you say! Speaking of the sperm bank, Lala Kent won the week, Stassi Award for best line AND MVP Award for the entire episode. Lala is now leading the gang in overall scoring as well, outpacing James by just 10 points. Ariana isn’t far behind, followed by Katie Maloney and her big dick energy! During Ally’s astrology night, Katie did mention that she was a man in a former life, and after this episode, boy do I believe it!

    • League 1 “The #1 League in the Group”:

    So as for our main league, The #1 League in the Group, I’m just sayin’ you guys, It pays to be on the pod! It’s gettin’ down to the WIRE with several teams really duking it out for the championship… or at least 2nd place, unless anyone makes a run for Christina and Sexy Unique Teamname?? We are booking podcast guests to close out the season, and I highly suggest you all take this opportunity to come advocate for your players… or at least, advocate against hers!

    But as far as THIS WEEK is concerned, we saw the RETURN of Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job (yay!) to this week’s #1 spot in the league! After being stuck with Peter for the better part of this season, it was genuinely thrilling to have our entire roster (Tori, James, Friends) finally be active all at the same time! Sitting in 2nd this week is C.U.Next.Tournament, who were almost annihilated by Schwartz but got their asses saved by the work of Paid Friends. I can’t emphasize how important these weekly redraft choices are. Both Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job and C.U.Next.Tournament are basically tied now for third place OVERALL. You heard that right! 3rd. place. over. all!!! Both teams suffered substantially early on due to benched roster members (Peter, Lance Bass) but are now back in contention and within less than 10 points of The Least Extras. As mentioned earlier, their main cast pick, Katie, is swinging that huge point earning dick of hers around like we’ve never seen before, which is seriously paying off on the leaderboards. The question is has Ben Simpson changed his tune? Would he still rather lose with Katie? If there is anyone who WANTS to win, it’s Raqueltoni al Segretto, so I’m happy to report that this week they beat The Pasta by ONE POINT with a whopping 7 points, effectively tying for last but I have a feeling they’ll still claim the win. A WIN IS A WIN! Saying that, the lesser pasta is now in last place in overall scoring, relieving COSđź‘ŹMOđź‘ŹPOLIđź‘ŹTANS! who are now basically tied for 6th. Lastly, even though Mercury in Gatorade takes 6th for the week and 6th overall, Tom Sandoval is not going down without a fight. He’s making major moves in the friend group – from starting text threads without Ariana, to getting new assistants and more. The main question you guys should be asking yourselves is “do we believe Jax Taylor when he told us at The Valley premiere that he would be on every single episode of VPR for the rest of the season, even though that has yet to be proven true?”

    Pay close attention this week when seeing scenes from the next!! Send me your drops by Sunday midnight!

    Good luck this week… and may the SUR gods be ever in your favor.

    • League 2 “Graham’s Next Daddies”:

    Huge congrats to The Dead James Kennedy’s who killed this week with Lala, Jo and Friends!! Honestly, all teams put up major points on the board EXCEPT for, shockingly, Worms with Mustaches!! Although Acid Dildo is in last, she’s not far out of being a contender for 2nd, as well as Pumptini!

    • League 3 “Gamers Who Bravo”:

    Holy shit, guys. The Golden Nugget?? is making a fucking RUN for it! With 146 points this episode, they’re now in 2nd place overall, hot on the heels of The Pill Poppers!! The James Kennedy Experiment is also still in the running… but my goodness… G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls… I don’t even know what to say, except, here’s to getting Lance Bass in a flashback! That Sandy / Schwartz combo has been ROUGH!!

    Scoring:

    Main Cast:

    Secondary Cast:

    ARIANA

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    -273––8336
    3SCAAriana / Brock heated beach argument about Sandoval
    2POWAriana shades Sandoval “he fuckin sucks, literally”
    2POWAriana shades Schwartz abt leaving beach “sounds good byeee”
    -2POWSandoval shades ariana for being lazy
    3STYCries
    3STYPlaying actual sport: Golf!
    -2POWPower Move! Tom creates group text thread with everyone except Katie and Ariana
    2POWAriana shades Sandoval “he has his own paintball gear because he thinks he’s some sort of fuckin professional paintballer”
    -2POWScheana shades ariana “her pride and she is like ‘i can’t go into an apartment“
    -2POWLala also shades Ariana about her pride living in apartment
    1STYCool girl yellow retro knit dress

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    JAMES

    Teams: Jax Taylor’s 4th Nose Job, Acid Dildos, The James Kennedy Experiment

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    15104––29348
    3STYPlays cornhole!
    3STYPlaying actual sport: Golf!
    6POWJames shades Schwartz Katie and Tori ” “why is everyone acting like this is so fuckin normal?… This shit is fuckin WEIRD”
    3POWInvited to paintball
    1STYCool guy casual military paintball look
    2POWJames shades Schwartz “i thought maybe you got sick of dying it the wrong brown!”
    2POWJames shades Schwartz “definitely not gonna see any gray hairs when they’re all bleached blonde, are you”
    5SCAProved right by editor reciepts – flashbacks of Schwartz various shades of brown
    -1SCABeing nice to Sandoval
    3STYPlays sport: paintball
    2POWPower move!! James takes Sandoval out early in paintball

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    KATIE

    Teams: The Least Extras, Pumptini!, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    7811––26302
    -2POWSchwartz calls Katie a cockblocker
    4POWKatie shades schwartz “that’s not champagne”, in front of Tori x2
    4POWPower Move!! Katie STEALS Tori from Schwartz and shoos him off to flirt with other girls x2 savage bonus
    5SCAMake out sesh Katie / Tori
    3STYPlaying actual sport: Golf!
    1STYDrinks
    -2POWJames shades Schwartz Katie and Tori ” “why is everyone acting like this is so fuckin normal?… This shit is fuckin WEIRD”
    -2POWPower Move! Tom creates group text thread with everyone except Katie and Ariana
    3STYArt Date Katie / Tori
    1STYCool girl silver sparkle skirt, baseball jersey
    -2POWLala shades Katie “I mean, it can’t be any weirder than banging his best friend”
    2POWNickname Tequila Katie by Katie
    3POWVPR catchphrase Tequila Katie
    4POWKatie shades Schwartz and Jo “He can have Jo, there’s no competition there”
    3SCAKatie / Lala heated exchange!
    4SCAKatie rage tweet shown again!! Jo and Raquel, 2 points for each
    -1SCARaquel haunts Katie and Jo in rage tweet
    -2POWLala shades Katie “loyalty? coming from the girl who just fucked her ex’s best friend”

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    LALA

    Teams: Sexy Unique Teamname, The Dead James Kennedy’s, The Golden Nugget??

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    15133–1041359

    +5 Stassi Award: (angry) “Because I’m SOFT right now, Katie.”

    +5 MVP: For doing the most and being in tons of scenes

    3STYCries
    1STYHotdog casual lesbian chic
    1SCASex joke “how did i never notice this weiner”
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel over hotdogs
    4POWLala shades Jo and Schwartz “you and schwartz is the strangest thing in the entire world”
    1STYSperm bank chic
    3STYCries at spermbank
    3STYCries in confessional
    2POWLala shades Ariana about her pride not being able to live in an apartment
    1STYCool girl beanie with cool girl dress
    2POWLala shades Katie “I mean, it can’t be any weirder than banging his best friend”
    3SCAKatie / Lala heated exchange!
    3POWInvited to paintball
    1STYCool chick paintball observer look
    2POWLala shades schwartz “was it to hide the grays?”
    -1SCABeing nice to Sandoval
    1SCAGaslighting – conflating loyalty in friendship to Katie revenge fucking her ex’s best friend
    2POWLala shades Katie “loyalty? coming from the girl who just fucked her ex’s best friend”

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    LVP

    Teams: The Pasta, Worms with Mustaches, The James Kennedy Experiment

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    100––1238
    1POWWearing TomTom shirt, promoting biz – schwartz

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    SANDOVAL

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    33163–25233

    +3 Bonus, Scandal category leader

    1POWBrock Supporting Sandoval “the guy is casterated, he’s sitting in the corner”
    -2POWAriana shades Sandoval “he fuckin sucks, literally”
    2POWSandoval shades ariana for being lazy
    -2POWSchwartz shades sandoval “it’s my presence” “i know… you’re joking, but it’s true”
    1POWSchwartz hat, promoting Schwartz & Sandy
    2POWToast “to venice, sun and laughter and a continued happily ever after”
    4POWPower Move! Tom creates group text thread with everyone except Katie and Ariana
    -2POWAriana shades Sandoval “he has his own paintball gear because he thinks he’s some sort of fuckin professional paintballer”
    1STYSingles night cowboy
    4SCABeing at singles night to support sandoval: kyle, craig, schwartz, jo
    -1STYUnhinged that he owns his own paintball gear
    1POWWearing TomTom shirt, promoting biz – schwartz
    12SCABeing nice to Sandoval: Fil, Israel, Kyle, Craig, Jason, Billie, Brock, Scheana, Lala, Schwartz, Ally, James
    3STYPlays sport: paintball
    -2POWPower move!! James takes Sandoval out early in paintball

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    SCHEANA

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    33-1––5225
    1STYSperm bank wingman chic
    2POWScheana shades ariana “her pride and she is like ‘i can’t go into an apartment“
    1STYCool girl all black, one shoulder jean jacket
    3POWInvited to paintball
    1STYPink camo paintball observer look
    -2POWShaded by editors “so there’s no VIP bathroom”, cut to desolate scene
    -1SCABeing nice to Sandoval

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    SCHWARTZ

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    -13108–510241

    +5 Laura-Leigh Award: For taking the most shit this episode, mostly caused by himself.

    2POWEarly exit due to drama, joins Sandoval
    -2POWAriana shades Schwartz abt leaving beach “sounds good byeee”
    2POWSchwartz shades sandoval “it’s my presence” “i know… you’re joking, but it’s true”
    3POWPromotes biz Schwartz & Sandy hat
    2STYTakes shot
    2STYDrinks champagne x2
    2POWSchwartz calls Katie a cockblocker
    -4POWKatie shades schwartz “that’s not champagne”, infront of Tori x2
    -4POWPower Move!! Katie STEALS Tori from Schwartz and shoos him off to flirt with other girls x2 savage bonus
    2POWFull name by Katie
    2POWFull name by Jo
    -2POWLala shades Jo and Schwartz “you and schwartz is the strangest thing in the entire world”
    2POWNickname Schwartzy by Lala
    2POWNickname TMoney by Jo
    4POWNickname TMoney said by Lala x2
    -2POWJames shades Schwartz Katie and Tori ” “why is everyone acting like this is so fuckin normal?… This shit is fuckin WEIRD”
    3STYDate Schwartz / Tori in new flashback
    5SCAMake out sesh Schwartz / Tori
    -2POW Power Move! Revenge hairdressing moment, chaotically dyes Schwartz’s hair ORANGE before going bleach blonde. Whether it was on purpose, or not, she gets points
    -2POWKatie shades Schwartz and Jo “He can have Jo, there’s no competition there”
    1STYI am attracted to Schwartz with this hair in all black.
    1STYNew confesh look bleach blonde with striped shirt
    -1SCABeing at singles night to support sandoval
    5SCAMake out sesh with sexy single at skybar
    -2POWPower Move!! Jo cockblocks Schwartz, singles night
    3POWInvited to paintball
    1STYCool guy military camo paintball look
    3POWWearing TomTom shirt, promoting biz
    -2POWLala shades schwartz “was it to hide the grays?”
    -2POWJames shades Schwartz “i thought maybe you got sick of dying it the wrong brown!”
    -2POWJames shades Schwartz “definitely not gonna see gray hairs when they’re all bleached blonde, are you”
    -1SCABeing nice to Sandoval
    -10POWThis was a breakup, but they weren’t officially together. Only -10
    -4POWPower Move! Jo draws huge boundary with Schwartz, they can’t hang out. Giving her x2 points, cuz that’s hard to do

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    ALLY

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    68-1–518203

    +5 Vail Award: For serving braids and nothing else!

    3STYPlays ping pong
    1POWAppears in flashback at hotel ziggy
    1POWAppears: Top Golf
    3STYPlaying actual sport: Golf!
    1STYDrinks
    4POWAppears (1) and invited to paintball (3)
    1STYCool chick paintball observer look
    -1SCABeing nice to Sandoval

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    ANN

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    000––00

    Did not appear in episode.

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    BILLIE

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    54-1––864
    1POWAppears in flashback at hotel ziggy
    4POWAppears (1) and invited to paintball (3)
    1STYCool chick paintball jumpsuit look
    -1SCABeing nice to Sandoval
    3STYPlays sport: paintball

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    BRAVOLEB

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    000––061

    Did not appear in episode.

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    BROCK

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    45-2––7192
    -1SCADefending Sandoval “the guy is casterated, he’s sitting there in the corner”
    3STYPlays ping pong
    4POWAppears (1) and invited to paintball (3)
    -1SCABeing nice to Sandoval
    3STYPlays sport: paintball
    -1STYFor wearing bright colors to paintball

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    DAN

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    000––07

    Did not appear in episode.

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    FAMILY

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    100––1158
    1POWAppears in flashback: Lisa, Lala’s mom

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    FORMER CAST

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    200––2142
    2POWFull name by James “Max Boyens”

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    FRIENDS

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    1919-43–37229

    +5 Bonus, Style category leader

    3STYPlays cornhole!, Logan Lala’s friend
    1POWAppears in flashback at hotel ziggy, Tii
    4POWAppears (1) and invited to singles night (3), Kyle Chan
    1STYKyle Chan singles night silk shirt
    -1SCABeing at singles night to support sandoval, Kyle
    2POWKyle Chan shades Jo for playing with Schwartz’s hair “that’s not gonna get him girls”
    4STYDrinks, Kyle Chan x4
    4POWAppears (1), invited to paintball (3), Kyle Chan
    1STYCool guy paintball camo look, Kyle Chan
    4POWAppears (1) and invited to paintball (3), Israel
    4POWAppears (1) and invited to paintball, Fil
    1STYCool guy camo paintball look, Fil
    -3SCABeing nice to Sandoval: Fil, Israel, Kyle
    9STYPlays sport: paintball – Fil, Israel, Kyle Chan x3 each

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    GHOST OF RAQUEL

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    005––5209
    2SCAHaunts in flashback: scheana / schwartz podcast
    2SCAHaunts Lala / Jo over hotdogs
    1SCAHaunts Jo in confessional
    -2SCAKatie rage tweet shown again!!
    2SCARaquel haunts Katie and Jo in rage tweet, again

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    JAX

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    000––075

    Did not appear in episode.

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    JO

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    306-63–3384

    +3 Bonus, Power category leader

    1POWAppears for hotdogs
    1STYHotdog casual lesbian chic
    1POWAppears in flashback at hotel ziggy
    1STYDrinks beer
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel over hotdogs
    -1SCAHaunted by Raquel in confessional
    -2POWLala shades Jo and Schwartz “you and schwartz is the strangest thing in the entire world”
    2POWNickname Joseph said by Jo
    2POWNickname Joseph said by Lala
    1POWAppears at Hair Boss
    1STYCool girl braid (not covered by hat)
    3POWPromos hair cutting biz
    2POWPower Move! Revenge hairdressing moment, chaotically dyes Schwartz’s hair ORANGE before going bleach blonde. Whether it was on purpose, or not, she gets points
    -2POWKatie shades Schwartz and Jo “He can have Jo, there’s no competition there”
    11POWAppears at Skybar (1), invites herself (10)
    -1SCABeing at singles night to support sandoval
    2POWJo shades Tori “she’s weird”
    -2POWKyle Chan shades Jo for playing with Schwartz’s hair “that’s not gonna get him girls”
    -2SCAKatie rage tweet shown again!!
    -1SCARaquel haunts Katie and Jo in rage tweet
    4POWPower Move!! Jo cockblocks Schwartz at singles night – at least twice
    2POWNickname Joseph by Schwartz
    1POWAppears in photo on fridge
    1POWAppears in Schwartz’s apartment
    3STYCries
    6POWNickname Joseph by Schwartz x3
    1POWAppears in another photo on fridge
    -10POWThis was a breakup, but they weren’t officially together. 1/2 points, -10
    4POWPower Move! Draws huge boundary with Schwartz, they can’t hang out. Giving her x2 points, cuz that’s hard to do
    2POWEarly exit, drama

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    KEN

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    100––186
    1POWWearing TomTom shirt, promoting biz – schwartz

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    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    208-2–53177

    +5 Kristen Award: For the way sperm bank Brian said everything, but especially for acting like men donate sperm to “help others”

    1POWAppears at sperm bank, Brian Cyrobank manager
    3POWBrian promotes sperm bank
    1SCAGaslighting by brian about spermbank “a lot of donors do tell us, it is in the desire of helping others” … sure
    1POWAppears: Lena Owner of Hair Boss
    1STYLena of Hair Boss, cute style and salon
    3POWPromotes biz Hair Boss, Lena
    4POWAppears (1) and invited to singles night (3) Tom’s new assistant, Craig!
    1STYCraig singles night look 70’s porn producer
    -1SCABeing at singles night to support sandoval
    4POWAppears (1) and invited to paintball (3), Jason
    4POWAppears (1) and invited to paintball (3), Craig
    -2SCABeing nice to Sandoval: Craig, Jason
    6STYPlays sport: paintball – Craig, Jason

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    PETS

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    200––2-37
    2POWAppears at home: Gordo and Butters

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    TORI

    POWSTYSCABonusAwardEpisodeTotal
    11910––3044
    3POWAppears in flashback: x3 with schwartz / katie
    4POWAppears (1) and invited to beach bar (3)
    1STYManic pixie dream girl cali beach vibe
    2STYDrinks champagne x2
    5SCAMake out sesh Katie / Tori
    5POWAppears in flashback photo montage x5
    -2POWJames shades Schwartz Katie and Tori ” “why is everyone acting like this is so fuckin normal?… This shit is fuckin WEIRD”
    3STYDate Schwartz / Tori in new flashback
    1POWAppears in new flashback on date with Schwartz
    5SCAMake out sesh Schwartz / Tori
    1POWAppears in flashback photo with Scheana
    1POWAppears in Katie’s apartment
    3STYArt Date Katie / Tori
    -2POWJo shades Tori “she’s weird”

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