And the Winners Are…
Episodes 16, 17, 18: “Reunions 1-3″
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Bonus Awards:
+25 extra bonus points are awarded each week on the pod!
+9 extra bonus points for REUNION CATEGORY SCORING
+5 Stassi Award, Best Line:
- Katie: “I’m a delight, what are you talking about?”
+5 Kristen Award, Most Unhinged Behavior:
- Lala. Just wow. She lost us.
+5 Laura Leigh Award, Took the Most Shit:
- Schwartz. Really took a beat down for the Jo stuff.
+5 Vail Award, Best Background Acting:
- James. He had the least amount to do or say. A crying shame!
+5 MVP, For Doing the Most:
- Ariana. Without question.
+3 Power Category Bonus
- Ariana. Boom.
+3 Style Category Bonus
- Lala and that gorgeous lavender dress
+3 Scandal Category Bonus
- Schwartz. Could’ve gone to Lala, but Schwartz’s gaslighting of Jo while she was sitting right there, in front of everyone, was WILD.
Notes:
Reunion Scoring: We made an executive decision that scoring reunions are insane and redundant. All the points I was scoring were things that were already attributed during the season. The only points handed out are for the 5 Podcast Awards AND the 3 Category Awards: Power, Style and Scandal!
Points & Leagues:
DRUMROLL PLEASE…………………
- League 1 “Number One League in the Group”:
What an incredible first season. Thank you to everyone who participated. Prizes will be given out for 1st, 2nd and 3rd place, as well as an Honorable Mention, IN PERSON, at our Awards Ceremony on 6/30!! Stay tuned!
Although Lala doesn’t believe she got any attention, she brought home the (good as) gold for our Bravo OG Christina and Sexy Unique Teamname. Even Scheana, who also doesn’t think anything is ever about her, carried her team (and nemesis of SUTN / The Pasta) Raqueltoni al Segretto to a silver place finish. And 3rd goes to Ariana’s COS👏MO👏POLI👏TANS!, after grey rock(et)ing herself into bronze.
We will announce Honorable Mention at our Awards Ceremony!!
- League 2 “Graham’s Next Daddies”:
As expected (the completely absent) Worms with Mustaches blew their competition away episode after episode to take home a 1st place finish. 2nd place was nabbed by The Dead James Kennedy’s and 3rd was Pumptini!. Honorable Mention goes to Acid Dildo for hanging in there and making me laugh in our side text commentary.
- League 3 “Gamers Who Bravo”:
I said from the start that it would be hard to beat The Pill Poppers, and boy was I right… earning more points than any other team in the entire game!! Huge congrats on an amazing draft!! 2nd place goes to this league’s Bravo OG The Golden Nugget?? and 3rd goes to The James Kennedy Experiment. The biggest of honorable mentions goes to G.O.A.T. Cheese Balls for not only having the worst possible draft out of all the teams in leagues, but also for playing bartender and mixing us some incredible VPR themed drinks at our finale watch party.