1000 HIBISCUS FLOWERS

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    EPISODE 12:

    “Will You Maui Me?”

    AWARDS:

    +5 BEST LINE:

    • Luke: “Kristen not wanting to shower was not on my radar.”

    +5 MOST UNHINGED:

    • Jesse wanting to order 500 white roses, 500 hibiscus petals, 5000 white flowers, 1000 hibiscus flowers asap… while being broke.

    +5 TOOK MOST SHIT:

    • Janet. It would have been Aaron if he was being scored.

    +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST:

    • Co-award goes to both Zack and Nia for setting up everything in that engagement!

    +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST:

    • Brittany! Underutilized!

    THOUGHTS:

    Congratulations! This was the last game of the regular season! Only 4 teams from each league will advance to next week’s semifinals.

    Overall, this was a very low scoring episode, but ALL teams who drafted either Kristen or Luke won their respective head-to-head matchups. A full 10 points in POWER was awarded to each of them for their fishing boat engagement AND a full 8 points in STYLE for the on-camera make-out sesh! Kristen won this episode in overall points, but was closely followed by Jesse who scored big in power moves against Aaron. Jesse also won our MOST UNHINGED Award by trying to order a truly psychotic amount of flowers without success. Both Zack and Nia took home MVP for being amazing friends, while poor Brittany was left with the LVP for being under utilized. As bad as I feel for Brittany, I think it was the right move by Luke — had Jax found out, the entire thing would have been ruined.

    Although Zack and Nia did the absolute most, Janet scored more points than both of them, coming in 4th in overall scoring behind Kristen, Jesse and Luke. Wasting no time making their engagement about herself, Janet scored some quick SCANDAL points for getting into a little spat with Jason in front of Brittany: “why don’t you go to the celebration?” YIKES! If that isn’t some keen insight into their relationship, I don’t know what is.

    Lastly, I want it to be very clear that every single Team who drafted Jax was knocked out. I feel bad for our Teams, but, he deserved it. I am so happy that our game did not end up rewarding this man for his abusive, shitty behavior.

    Really excited for semifinals and FINALS!! GOOD LUCK!!

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